How did this happen? Three teens fighting in a war, the biggest war in history? Well, funny story really! That's what I would say if this was funny, but it's not so I'm gonna say this: interesting you are reading such a depressing tale, but here's what happened. It started of from the speculation that America was going to start a pointless war with Canada, the Canada got upset and was all like, "we don't wanna die so we'll kill you first!" But then America was all like,"we be strong you will surely lose!" Then war broke lose, turning everyone against each other. So that's how this awful war started, but what next? Well all the countries killed each other and the only one left was America, then the arggument of the century broke out.