A garlic is a special component of water and spinach. Together they make a tomato that is brown. Now you may be thinking, how many people like spinach and water? No one! Because statistics show that 100% people who drink water die! Eventually. Unless you're immortal. *Grins* Alrighty! Now this special brown tomato is actually Tomlic. Totally not a cheap rip off. Like, literally half the name of tomato and garlic. We wouldn't do that! Heh. Heheh... They're on to us. Anyways! Forget everything I said. The Tomlic is a special fruit that makes potatoes into melons. Now, this melon is very important, as it has more DNA than an average human! Approximately 69 chromosomes, as us humans have 46! These are more special than you mortal beings. So treasure it in your box inside your attic in your Grandmother's house. It's the safest place. After confining the melon for a year, you now have a rotten melon! Throw it at Joe's house! Now you may notice, he's throwing garlic at you! No one really knows how Joe the friendly neighbor gets his onions. Besides that, you got your garlic! Now go eat it raw. Only. RAW.