{WARNING} This story will ruin your childhood

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Do not read this story if you don't want to find out your whole life as a child was a lie

Once upon a time there was a superstar called Hannah Minetanna. She was rich and famous and everyone loved her. One day Hannah went to a concert and took off her wig because secretly she was Miney Cyrus. Everyone was proud that she told the truth. The pepperoniazzi pizza (Paparazzi) took photos but Billy Bae Cyrus slapped him and deleted the photos. Since everyone knew Miney Cyrus' secret, she decided to party in the USA then swing from a wrecking ball and be a completely different person and change her looks just like she did as a child but she wasn't hiding behind a different name this time... OR WAS SHE DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN p.s. miney cyrus' real name isn't miney cyrus... it's mineinprogress
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NOOOOOO MY CHILDHOOD YOU SOILED IT SOILLLLED IT YOU HEAR MEEEEEE ;-;

jk XD amazing storyyyyy
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I have never known who miley cyrus was until I was ten years old because my mom made me watch the 80s crap until I was eight
 
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Do not read this story if you don't want to find out your whole life as a child was a lie

Once upon a time there was a superstar called Hannah Minetanna. She was rich and famous and everyone loved her. One day Hannah went to a concert and took off her wig because secretly she was Miney Cyrus. Everyone was proud that she told the truth. The pepperoniazzi pizza (Paparazzi) took photos but Billy Bae Cyrus slapped him and deleted the photos. Since everyone knew Miney Cyrus' secret, she decided to party in the USA then swing from a wrecking ball and be a completely different person and change her looks just like she did as a child but she wasn't hiding behind a different name this time... OR WAS SHE DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN p.s. miney cyrus' real name isn't miney cyrus... it's mineinprogress
The End

u just ruined my childhood... my child hood is now broken
 
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