So you can build a wall to keep the aliens out of it.You ordered the Ken Special.
Waiter, why is there a Donald Trump mask in my soup?
Waiter, why did two hobbits drop a ring in my soup?
So you can build a wall to keep the aliens out of it.You ordered the Ken Special.
Waiter, why is there a Donald Trump mask in my soup?
Because you kept ordering the same thing, so we gave it to you.One ring to choke them all.
Waiter, why is Nintendo in my soup?
Shh don't tell the other customers they think it's beef.Because VIPs are delicious
Waiter, why is there a @LesserDog in my soup?
(The pun is "Well you ordered alphabet soup.")*insert random pun here*
Waiter, why is there soup in my soup?
The soup is trying to get into college, don't crush its dreams.Because there is. Deal with it.
Waiter, why is there homework in my soup?
Psst you forgot to answer why there was a bowl in my soup.Waiter, Why are you in my soup?