Waiter, There's a '____' in my Soup!

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It had no other place to go. Chew slowly.

Waiter, there's a Donald Trump in my soup!
 
Don't worry, the smell will go away soon. It's tomato soup.

Waiter, why is there a Donald Trump in my soup?
 
Because America is (not) Great Again!

Waiter, why is there soup in my soup's bathtub?
 
Because you ordered pie soup?

Waiter, Why is there a soup in my soup?
 
Budget cuts. We can't afford any more bowls.

Waiter, why is there a Captain America in my soup?
 
Because, you stole creative's soup. Now, WHY IS CREATIVE IN MEH SOUP
 
Our chef is a monkey. Don't be disrespectful, and that's not the soup! That's the garbage can.

Waiter, why is there a human eyeball in my soup?
 
because their was a murder and we cant afford to get rid of the body parts, now waiter why is their a spoon in meh soup
 
You eat the soup with it. Bon appetit!

Waiter, why is there a fork in my soup?
 
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