Alright, let's start this introduction with some confessions. 
OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam.
In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...
When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
No, no, no, NO!
Here are my real confessions.
1. Real name: Tyler
2. Nickname: ButtHead
3. Favorite color: Aqua or Black
4. Gender: Male
5. Race: White
6. Age: 15
7. Sexuality: Pan-sexual
8. Introvert or Extrovert: Introvert.\
9. Hair color: Brown, possibly dying Aqua
10. Tall or short: 5'6
11. Sweats or jeans: Jeans
12. Phone or camera: Phone
13. Health freak: No
14. Orange or apple: Apple
15. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes
16. Guy friends or girl friends: Both
17. Piercings: No.
18. Pepsi or coke: Pepsi
19. Have you been in an airplane and how many times: Once
20. Have you been in a relationship: No
21. Have you been in a car accident: Yes
22. Have you been in a fist fight: Yes
23. First piercing: No
24. Best Friend: Hope
25. First award: My birth certificate
26. First crush: Britney from Alvin and the Chipmunks. Don't judge I was young back then.
27. First word: Best not to say
28. Any talent: stacking cards.
29. Last person you talked to: My mum
30. Last person you texted: My flatmate
31. Last person you watched a movie with: My other best friend Ryan, Divergent
32. Last thing you ate: Burger King
33. Last movie/ TV show you watched: The Walking Dead.
34. Last song you listened to: Ellie Goulding - Burn
35. Last thing you bought: Lunch
36. Last person you hugged: Hope
•Favorite:
37. Food: Yogurt
38. Drink: White hot chocolate
39. Fruit: Peaches
40. Flower: Christmas Roses (Black ones)
41. Animal: Cat
42. Color: Aqua/Black
43. Movie: Divergent
44. Subject: Hospitality
45. Sport: Dodgeball
46. Sports Team: None
47. Book: Divergent
48. City: Auckland ~ New Zealand
49. Country: Russia
50. Song: Fancy - Iggy Azalea
•Have you ever? (Answer Yes or No)
45. Fallen in love with someone: Yes
46. Celebrated Halloween: Yes
47. Had your heart broken: No
48. Went over the minutes/ texts on your phone: No
49. Had someone like you: Not that I know of
50. Hated the way someone changed: Yes
51. Got in trouble with police: Yes
52. Had a party: Yes
53. Did something you regret: Yes
54. Broken a promise: No
55. Hidden a secret: Yes
56. Pretend to be happy: Yes
57. Met someone who has changed your life: Yes
58. Pretended to be sick: Yes
59. Left the country: Yes
60. Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it: Yes
61. Cried over the silliest thing: Yes
62. Ran a mile: No
63. Gone to the beach with your best friend: Yes
64. Gotten into an argument with your friends: Yes
65. Disliked someone: Yes
66. Stayed single for two years since the first time you had a bf/gf or been single forever: Single forever.
•Currently:
67. Eating: Nothing
68. Drinking: Coke
69. Listening to: Ellie Goulding
70. Sitting or laying: Sitting
71. Plans for today: Stay home
72. Waiting for: Ryan to come over
73. Want kids: Not sure
74. Want to get married: Sure
75. Want to travel: No
•What do you look for in a partner?
76. Lips or eyes: Eyes
77. Shorter or taller: Shorter
78. Younger or older: Younger
79. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic
80. Trouble-maker or hesitant: Trouble-maker
81. Hook up or relationship: Hook up
82. Looks or personality: Personality
•Have you ever:
83. Lost glasses: Yes
84. Snuck out of the house: Yes
85. Held a gun/ knife in self defense: Yes
86. Killed somebody: Yes
87. Broke someone's heart: No
88. Been in love: Yes
89. Cried when someone dies: Yes, who doesn't?
•Do you believe in:
90. Yourself: No
91. Miracles: No
92. Love at first sight: No, what about hate at first sight?
93. Heaven: Yes
94. Santa Claus: No
95. Aliens: No
96. Ghosts/ angels: Yes
•Truthfully?
97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now: Hope
98. Do you know who your real friends are: Yes
99. Do you believe in God: Yes
100. Do you easily make friends: No
OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam.
In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...
When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
No, no, no, NO!
Here are my real confessions.
- I accidentally told a classroom of preschoolers that Santa isn't real. (Well duh, it was so obvious)
- I'm scared of portable toilets. I'm a claustrophobic and I'm scared of the smell of urine.
- I've always wondered how mermaids reproduce.
- When my best friend leans on me I find it hot.
- I was at this camp and I replaced all the sugar with salt. Everyone had a salty attitude. Nobody knew who it was to this day.
- I've shoplifted $10 worth of LEGO once, in all honesty it was just two LEGO men. Who knew LEGO men were so popular?
- I'm really into Yuri and Yaoi. Don't ask.
1. Real name: Tyler
2. Nickname: ButtHead
3. Favorite color: Aqua or Black
4. Gender: Male
5. Race: White
6. Age: 15
7. Sexuality: Pan-sexual
8. Introvert or Extrovert: Introvert.\
9. Hair color: Brown, possibly dying Aqua
10. Tall or short: 5'6
11. Sweats or jeans: Jeans
12. Phone or camera: Phone
13. Health freak: No
14. Orange or apple: Apple
15. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes
16. Guy friends or girl friends: Both
17. Piercings: No.
18. Pepsi or coke: Pepsi
19. Have you been in an airplane and how many times: Once
20. Have you been in a relationship: No
21. Have you been in a car accident: Yes
22. Have you been in a fist fight: Yes
23. First piercing: No
24. Best Friend: Hope
25. First award: My birth certificate
26. First crush: Britney from Alvin and the Chipmunks. Don't judge I was young back then.
27. First word: Best not to say
28. Any talent: stacking cards.
29. Last person you talked to: My mum
30. Last person you texted: My flatmate
31. Last person you watched a movie with: My other best friend Ryan, Divergent
32. Last thing you ate: Burger King
33. Last movie/ TV show you watched: The Walking Dead.
34. Last song you listened to: Ellie Goulding - Burn
35. Last thing you bought: Lunch
36. Last person you hugged: Hope
•Favorite:
37. Food: Yogurt
38. Drink: White hot chocolate
39. Fruit: Peaches
40. Flower: Christmas Roses (Black ones)
41. Animal: Cat
42. Color: Aqua/Black
43. Movie: Divergent
44. Subject: Hospitality
45. Sport: Dodgeball
46. Sports Team: None
47. Book: Divergent
48. City: Auckland ~ New Zealand
49. Country: Russia
50. Song: Fancy - Iggy Azalea
•Have you ever? (Answer Yes or No)
45. Fallen in love with someone: Yes
46. Celebrated Halloween: Yes
47. Had your heart broken: No
48. Went over the minutes/ texts on your phone: No
49. Had someone like you: Not that I know of
50. Hated the way someone changed: Yes
51. Got in trouble with police: Yes
52. Had a party: Yes
53. Did something you regret: Yes
54. Broken a promise: No
55. Hidden a secret: Yes
56. Pretend to be happy: Yes
57. Met someone who has changed your life: Yes
58. Pretended to be sick: Yes
59. Left the country: Yes
60. Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it: Yes
61. Cried over the silliest thing: Yes
62. Ran a mile: No
63. Gone to the beach with your best friend: Yes
64. Gotten into an argument with your friends: Yes
65. Disliked someone: Yes
66. Stayed single for two years since the first time you had a bf/gf or been single forever: Single forever.
•Currently:
67. Eating: Nothing
68. Drinking: Coke
69. Listening to: Ellie Goulding
70. Sitting or laying: Sitting
71. Plans for today: Stay home
72. Waiting for: Ryan to come over
73. Want kids: Not sure
74. Want to get married: Sure
75. Want to travel: No
•What do you look for in a partner?
76. Lips or eyes: Eyes
77. Shorter or taller: Shorter
78. Younger or older: Younger
79. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic
80. Trouble-maker or hesitant: Trouble-maker
81. Hook up or relationship: Hook up
82. Looks or personality: Personality
•Have you ever:
83. Lost glasses: Yes
84. Snuck out of the house: Yes
85. Held a gun/ knife in self defense: Yes
86. Killed somebody: Yes
87. Broke someone's heart: No
88. Been in love: Yes
89. Cried when someone dies: Yes, who doesn't?
•Do you believe in:
90. Yourself: No
91. Miracles: No
92. Love at first sight: No, what about hate at first sight?
93. Heaven: Yes
94. Santa Claus: No
95. Aliens: No
96. Ghosts/ angels: Yes
•Truthfully?
97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now: Hope
98. Do you know who your real friends are: Yes
99. Do you believe in God: Yes
100. Do you easily make friends: No
Last edited:
