When I was younger (fourth grade if you are super curious, I'm currently in 7th) I married a wall. And can I just say that that was the hottest wall you will ever see. OOOH DEM ABS! If you have never married a wall I cant say your missing out cause he cheated on me with the door. I got so mad I dated the doors ex boyfriend. I see why they ended it. He was a bit weird....anyways comment if you want an actual story and not dumb crap like this!
