POV: Meeee in minecraft
Info: This has been made as if everyone is their minecraft characters, not humans and the internet is the whole world.
I was living in my cardboard box next to Tesco with my sister, lazydaisy14. There was barely any space in the box and my sister was annoyed that I never left the house. So I decided I will wonder around in Tesco to find a place for friends (In this case, Tesco is a server list). I found this server called "Party Zone" and I teleported to it. This was a magestic place with snow and candycanes and... death... and murder... oh no I must leave! I tried leaving but the skull was too tempting... I had to try kill some innocent souls... just one round I thought... then back to Tesco with my sister! 19 games later and blood on my hands, I couldn't return! I had to finish my job. Slowly stabbing every innocent soul I started thinking "Lazy wouldn't want this..." if I returned then she would be devastated with the fact I killed people. I had to start a new life... away from 2 player survival mode with her, I had to create new friends, new family. As I slaughtered more victims I met a partner in crime, Her name was Swim. We loved the sight of blood and death so we thought "We may not have much in common, but killing people is fun, let's attack random strangers and hope to not get caught!" This was great! Someone who thought the same as me, had the same goals. I knew that we would never date because I had learnt from previous mistakes.
As we viciously murdered everyone, we got friendlier and more confident. We would start talking every day and maybe have a few silly jokes like "Hey bæ we are soooooo otp". The people around us overheard and we're fooled by our jokes. Everyday people would say "Just ask her out", We both knew that would never happen. We had to run away from all of these demands so we found a new area called "Creative"
Here in creative we had lots of fun, we made multiple inside jokes and a plot together, yet people from murder followed us and wanted Swiminprogress to be real! We thought that if they wouldn't stop we would make a fake plot to make them happy. So we made a plot with us holding hands. Everyone stared at this build, whilst they were gazing at this distraction, we snuck back to create more murder mysteries.
As we happily slaid people together we were paid a visit by Lazy. She was worried for me since I was gone for too long. I saw her face and did not recognise her... mainly because I had blood in my eye... I then heard her voice and then said "Lazy.. is that you sister?" she replied with a dainty "Yh". I dropped my bloody sword and ran towards her, I gave her a giant hug. "Lazy I missed you". A red stain was left on her back from the blood on my hand. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my back. Swim had stabbed me. As I led on the floor, weak and betrayed, I saw Swim run away into the sunrise with my sister, stabbing everyone they saw. I knew that I would find another friend, I didn't need her...
3 days later I got a text from Swim saying "Mine come fast!! We are in Italy! Your sister, she is dying, she won't revive". Sprinting out of Dino mines with wounds on my back I was determined to reach my sister and give her the last potion of healing I had. As I was running towards Italy, I hijacked a ride from a rocket the was going to Lunar. I jumped down into an overgrown lab and through the vents to the outside. There it was.. I saw lazy led next to the market bleeding out with Swim by her side. Rushing to get to my sister, I tripped and the potion went everywhere. Feeling better with no more wounds I picked myself off my feet and said "NOOOOOOOO". I was getting closer and closer to my sister then... I was too late. I put my hand on her heart.. it had stopped.. it was power out for my sister. Swim said "Im always there for you if you need someone" I replied with "I thought you left me" and she said "Dont be silly... I will never leave you"... We stared into eachothers eyes then we both slapped eachothers cheeks! "Remember the rule" We both said "Never dating, not going to ruin our friendship". We then continued stabbing people.
One day I saw the girl of my dreams. It was love at first sight. After hours of talking, she gained the courage to ask me out. I said yes. Swim was surprised by my answer and knew that we definitely would not go out since i have a girlfriend now. People still chant "Mine4life, Mine4life" but we just ignore the yells since we are both happy the way it is.
Hopefully this explains why me and Swim will never date.
In case you still don't know:
1. I am never dating on minecraft again
2. We just want to be friends
3. The more you want us to go out, the less likely it will happen
4. I now have a girlfriend
5. Swim fancies someone not on mc
6. Yolo
Info: This has been made as if everyone is their minecraft characters, not humans and the internet is the whole world.
I was living in my cardboard box next to Tesco with my sister, lazydaisy14. There was barely any space in the box and my sister was annoyed that I never left the house. So I decided I will wonder around in Tesco to find a place for friends (In this case, Tesco is a server list). I found this server called "Party Zone" and I teleported to it. This was a magestic place with snow and candycanes and... death... and murder... oh no I must leave! I tried leaving but the skull was too tempting... I had to try kill some innocent souls... just one round I thought... then back to Tesco with my sister! 19 games later and blood on my hands, I couldn't return! I had to finish my job. Slowly stabbing every innocent soul I started thinking "Lazy wouldn't want this..." if I returned then she would be devastated with the fact I killed people. I had to start a new life... away from 2 player survival mode with her, I had to create new friends, new family. As I slaughtered more victims I met a partner in crime, Her name was Swim. We loved the sight of blood and death so we thought "We may not have much in common, but killing people is fun, let's attack random strangers and hope to not get caught!" This was great! Someone who thought the same as me, had the same goals. I knew that we would never date because I had learnt from previous mistakes.
As we viciously murdered everyone, we got friendlier and more confident. We would start talking every day and maybe have a few silly jokes like "Hey bæ we are soooooo otp". The people around us overheard and we're fooled by our jokes. Everyday people would say "Just ask her out", We both knew that would never happen. We had to run away from all of these demands so we found a new area called "Creative"
Here in creative we had lots of fun, we made multiple inside jokes and a plot together, yet people from murder followed us and wanted Swiminprogress to be real! We thought that if they wouldn't stop we would make a fake plot to make them happy. So we made a plot with us holding hands. Everyone stared at this build, whilst they were gazing at this distraction, we snuck back to create more murder mysteries.
As we happily slaid people together we were paid a visit by Lazy. She was worried for me since I was gone for too long. I saw her face and did not recognise her... mainly because I had blood in my eye... I then heard her voice and then said "Lazy.. is that you sister?" she replied with a dainty "Yh". I dropped my bloody sword and ran towards her, I gave her a giant hug. "Lazy I missed you". A red stain was left on her back from the blood on my hand. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my back. Swim had stabbed me. As I led on the floor, weak and betrayed, I saw Swim run away into the sunrise with my sister, stabbing everyone they saw. I knew that I would find another friend, I didn't need her...
3 days later I got a text from Swim saying "Mine come fast!! We are in Italy! Your sister, she is dying, she won't revive". Sprinting out of Dino mines with wounds on my back I was determined to reach my sister and give her the last potion of healing I had. As I was running towards Italy, I hijacked a ride from a rocket the was going to Lunar. I jumped down into an overgrown lab and through the vents to the outside. There it was.. I saw lazy led next to the market bleeding out with Swim by her side. Rushing to get to my sister, I tripped and the potion went everywhere. Feeling better with no more wounds I picked myself off my feet and said "NOOOOOOOO". I was getting closer and closer to my sister then... I was too late. I put my hand on her heart.. it had stopped.. it was power out for my sister. Swim said "Im always there for you if you need someone" I replied with "I thought you left me" and she said "Dont be silly... I will never leave you"... We stared into eachothers eyes then we both slapped eachothers cheeks! "Remember the rule" We both said "Never dating, not going to ruin our friendship". We then continued stabbing people.
One day I saw the girl of my dreams. It was love at first sight. After hours of talking, she gained the courage to ask me out. I said yes. Swim was surprised by my answer and knew that we definitely would not go out since i have a girlfriend now. People still chant "Mine4life, Mine4life" but we just ignore the yells since we are both happy the way it is.
Hopefully this explains why me and Swim will never date.
In case you still don't know:
1. I am never dating on minecraft again
2. We just want to be friends
3. The more you want us to go out, the less likely it will happen
4. I now have a girlfriend
5. Swim fancies someone not on mc
6. Yolo
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