the kill game XD

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Kills starpig_16 with the smell of a 20 yr old poo
 
Kills ShinnyTheKing with the might of SBB.
 
Kills Dynam with a marshmallow gun
 
Kills abspup by strangling her with a sock.
 
Kills Dynam_Rezinor with an unfortunate pyrotechnics mishap.
 
Kills Apollo345MC by choking him with COOKIES. I like cookies :D They are tasty
 
I can tell.

Kill abspup with...

It's a saturday night. Abspup is alone in her bedroom with little more than her pajamas on Skype with a close friend. At her side is a refreshing glass of Peach Tea and Chocolate Chip Cookies. As she grabs another cookie to bite into, her elbow nicks the glass, just enough to make it fall. The tea spills on her laptop, and at first she is frantic over her technology. That would be the least of her problems. After logging out of skype, she observes her tea-covered laptop for any signs of damage. She gets a mild shock, which startles her. Finally, after smoke begins to rise, she is electrocuted to death by the one piece of technology she loves most. Her own joy and happiness killed her, and it's quite astonishing to go from chatting peacefully on Skype to lying dead on your bed within a frame of ten minutes.
 
NOOOOO! I DIDN'T GET TO FINISH THAT COOKIE!
 
Kills Shinny by duct taping 10 metres of duct tape around the couch to stick Shinny to a couch to starve and dehydrate Shinny to death
 
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