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We don't need you smartness.There is no 'dumb' way to die.
The word "way" is an idea, not a person. Death is a concept of reality, not a person.
Or you could just eat some silica gel.
We don't need you smartness.
We like what we say.
Omg so trueMmmm ... play lot of MC ?
*My case maybe*
I ve seen Ur photo andAccidently slip off your chair and land on your head.
I've almost had this one time.
Thank the lord that I got paws.
LolWAIT WAIT! I have a better one:
Choking on a lifesaver
Ha get it.
U just rephrased Dumb ways to die cait,and set a fire in Ur tentSet fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”