The dumbest way to die

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Probably falling into a toilet headfirst and drowning.

The toilet was unflushed.
 
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There is no 'dumb' way to die.

The word "way" is an idea, not a person. Death is a concept of reality, not a person.

Or you could just eat some silica gel.
 
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There is no 'dumb' way to die.

The word "way" is an idea, not a person. Death is a concept of reality, not a person.

Or you could just eat some silica gel.
We don't need you smartness.
We like what we say.
 
Choking on a skittle
 
Accidently slip off your chair and land on your head.
I've almost had this one time.
Thank the lord that I got paws.
 
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Putting on a helmet and getting your neck sliced open by the straps
 
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WAIT WAIT! I have a better one:

Choking on a lifesaver

Ha get it.
 
Accidently slip off your chair and land on your head.
I've almost had this one time.
Thank the lord that I got paws.
I ve seen Ur photo and
WAIT WAIT! I have a better one:

Choking on a lifesaver

Ha get it.
Lol

For me going to a Ebola infected region and bringing it back to America :I
 
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Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
 
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Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
U just rephrased Dumb ways to die cait,and set a fire in Ur tent
 
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OOo:
watch YouTube for so long your hair goes out of style and are killed by the angry mob of stylists since u didn't let dem help
 
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