The Day I Found Out My Jalapeño Pepper Burnt My Tounge

[Lolbye]

The day i found out my jalapeño pepper burnt my toungue
My eyes begun to water
My tounge was fire and ice
I think i need a doctor

The day i found out my jalapeño pepper burnt my toungue
I think i grabbed some milk
And i think i began to ponder
What am i doing with my life, i think I'm going to be sick.

The day i found out my jalapeño pepper burnt my toungue
I begun to die
Of extreme heat
So i lay down to cry

The day my jalapeño pepper burnt my toungue
Was a day I'll never forget

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Okay, explanation is needed for this. @RedHatesBlu made this amazing poem called "The Day I Found Out I Was Dying" and since then, its been remade in weird ways. And i like jalapeño peppers. So why not? ( i hope this didn't offend you red cx ❤❤ the poem was drop dead amazing )

 

[reddd]

Haha thanks i love this lol haha

 

[oop]

The day i found out my jalapeño pepper burnt my tounge
My eyes begun to water
My tounge was fire and ice
I think i need a doctor

The day i found out my jalapeño pepper burnt my tounge
I think i grabbed some milk
And i think i began to ponder
What am i doing with my life, i think I'm going to be sick.

The day i found out my jalapeño pepper burnt my tounge
I begun to die
Of extreme heat
So i lay down to cry

The day my jalapeño pepper burnt my tounge
Was a day I'll never forget

×


Okay, explanation is needed for this. @RedHatesBlu made this amazing poem called "The Day I Found Out I Was Dying" and since then, its been remade in weird ways. And i like jalapeño peppers. So why not? ( i hope this didn't offend you red cx ❤❤ the poem was drop dead amazing )

This Poem Is Me With REALLLY REALLY Spicy Ramen

 

[Lolbye]

This Poem Is Me With REALLLY REALLY Spicy Ramen

LOL this poem is me after eating jalapeños for the first time.

 

[reddd]

Newsflash:
Ive never ate one

 

[remdog]

what really bothered me was that you spelled tongue wrong and also ruined the "the day i found out" threads

 

[reddd]

what really bothered me was that you spelled tongue wrong and also ruined the "the day i found out" threads

This ones funny, but there was like one or two i found disrespectful. Like "The day i found out i didnt give a crap" or "The day i found out i was dyslexic" etc

 

[Lolbye]

Ouch.

 

[reddd]

no this one isnt funny. the "found out i didnt give a crap" and "found out i was dyslexic" were the funny ones. sorry you're just a soft pile of hay

They were offensive. This one is funny.
Sorry you have a backwards sense of humour.