TD Murder Mansion Finale/TD The Concluding Catastrophe Episode 1 Fail

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"Great," said Sugar, "now where did that blonde cow go?"
Dawn coughed.
"Excuse me?" asked Dakota.
"Not you, you cow! The cheerleader reject!"
"How are we supposed to know?" asked Shaun.
"Alright," said Sky, "lets split up into pairs. Everyone go!"

Sugar + Heather
"Heyaww! Partners again!" yelled Sugar. She gave Heather a big bear hug.
"How, lovely," choked Heather.
"LETS KILL THE CHEERLEADER REJECT!" yelled Sugar.
"This is why you are going down now," said a voice. Samey was behind them. She shot a poisoned dart at Sugar's neck. Sugar gasped in pain.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Heather as she ran off. She ran into a damp closet thinking she was safe. Guess who was in the closet with her?
Samey stabbed her knife through Heather's heart and ran out of the closet.

Sam + Dakota
Sam and Dakota were making out. Trust the lovebirds to be in the same group. Then they heard a bang. Someone was banging on the bathroom door.
"Why are we making out in the bathroom?" asked Sam, "where Courtney got killed?"
"Good point," muttered Dakota. A hole in the door was formed by a bullet.
"Woah!" screamed Sam. A bullet raced through the hole about to hit Dakota.
"NO!" yelled Sam.
"Yes!" yelled Samey.
Sam jumped in front of it to save Dakota.
"NO!" cried Dakota.
"Dakota," said Sam, "come here."
Dakota went up to Sam. Sam put his lips to her ear.
"She missed," he whispered, "shhh!"
"I killed those suckers!" said Samey, "6 to go!"

Zoey + Gwen
"I heard a scream," said Zoey, "sounded like Dakota."
"They're in trouble!" yelled Gwen, "HOW DID WE GET INTO THIS MESS? I WISH CHRIS AND CHEF WERE HERE!"
"Never thought you'd say that," a voice said.
"NO!" cried Zoey, "don't kill us Samey!"
"So that is who the killer is?" asked Chris.
"Wha?" Gwen and Zoey fainted.

Somehow the 28 campers ended up sitting around in the living room.
"Samey and those who survived (Gwen, Zoey, Mike, Shaun, Dawn and Scott) are the first team this season!" announced Chris, "this was actually a challenge for the first season!"
"Gotta say sis," said Amy, "I'm proud of you." Samey smiled.
"This is," said Chris, "the concluding catastrophe!"

"No," said Duncan.
"No," said Dawn.
"No," said everyone.
"Bye Felicia!" yelled Lindsay as everyone walked out the door.
 
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