Stupid Things Mia Has Said

[dakcta]

(Ps I had permission from Mia to make this thread, it's all just in good fun and we don't actually think shes stupid lol love you @MamaMiia )

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Jeb:"Mr Pink Lives in the pink house, Mr Brown lives in the brown house, Mr Black lives in the black house, who lives in the white house?"
Mia:"There is no white house! wait- OBAMA OBAMA!"
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Aaron: "This is stupid"
Mia:"yes you called?"
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Mia:*Laughs*
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Also she failed the idiot test like 8 times.
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Mia:"That's a good one!"
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Mia snaps me: "I look like a peach!"
"Now I look like a carrot!"
"What are these bumps on my face? Now I'm a bumpy carrot!"
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Me: Mia reminds me of Ryan from High School Musical
Mia: *uncontrollable laughter*
*Long Pause*
Mia: WAIT, OMG MY BROTHERS NAME IS RYAN *Laughs even more*
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Aaron put on his snap story: "Anyone wanna swap ages?"
Mia, swipes up and says "You can do that?!?!?!"
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Mia messages me and says "what does bilingle mean?"
Me: "That sounds like a word you made up"
Mia:"my mom said that means you have accents from two different places"
Me:"Do you mean Bilingual?"
Mia:"YEAH!"
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Mia:"Why aren't iPhone charges called apple juice? If I had a phone charger, I'd name it apple juice.---WAIT, I DO have a phone charger!"
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Mia snapchats me: "I just ROAD on a boat"
Me: "Do you mean rode?"
Mia: "Oh yeah that's what I meant! actually probably not because I'm STUPID!"
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Mia:"I THINK I BURNT MY WAFFLES!"
*logs off server*
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Mia:"I JUST ATE A SNAIL. It didn't taste bad but it felt like a rubber mushroom was in my mouth"
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Mia:"I SAW A SQUIRREL"
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Me:"All disney princess's are pretty"
Mia:"No they're not"
Me:"Which one isn't pretty"
Mia:"Maleficent"
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Sam:"Whats the capital of China?"
Mia:"Capital of China? That's a thing???"
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Mia: hohohohoh I'm santa claws!!
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Me: Good job Mia you're smart!
Mia: That's the first time anyone has called me smart
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Michal:*obviously joking* "How much does owner cost again?"
Mia:"WAIT YOU CAN BUY OWNER??"
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Mia:"Mango tea?? That's a thing???"
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Mia: *sings* "I'm standing on top of a lilypad"
(I'll add on as Mia says more things that are stupid and make me laugh)

 

[JunkFood]

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Mia: What country is Japan in?
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Me: Mia sit here and shoot the zombies
Mia: okay *runs into zombie horde and dies*
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Mia: I'm not stupid, Japan isn't a part of Australia. Japan is in the country Asia.
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Me: Mia your house is on fire
Mia: *laughs uncontrollably*
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[Jebb]

me: pizza
mia: dies laughing

 

[SilverBlade]

XD

I find it funny that Mia accepts this forum post ;p

 

[reddd]

I love the fact that 80% of these are
"Mia: *laughs uncontrolably*"

 

[SilverBlade]

xD that is so true

 

[aiden]

Also she failed the idiot test like 8 times.
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Mia messages me and says "what does bilingle mean?"
Me: "That sounds like a word you made up"
Mia:"my mom said that means you have accents from two different places"
Me:"Do you mean Bilingual?"
Mia:"YEAH!"

• If you fail an idiot test, you would not be an idiot, no? It depends on the presentation of said test.
• The term "bilingual" refers to languages, not accents.

silly silly

 

[dakcta]

• If you fail an idiot test, you would not be an idiot, no? It depends on the presentation of said test.
• The term "bilingual" refers to languages, not accents.

silly silly

The one she took was that if you passed, you were not an idiot, if you failed, then you are an idiot. And yes I'm aware, but Mia wasn't lol

 

[aiden]

The one she took was that if you passed, you were not an idiot, if you failed, then you are an idiot. And yes I'm aware, but Mia wasn't lol

I see.
Then would it not be simply an intelligence test?

 

[dakcta]

I see.
Then would it not be simply an intelligence test?

I guess so technically

 

[aiden]

I guess so technically

There are no technicalities that come with logic.

 

[dakcta]

There are no technicalities that come with logic.

I didn't make the test ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[aiden]

I didn't make the test ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm talking about logic in general.

 

[MamaMiia]

OMG I'm screaming this is so funny and I have a few more too add to the list!

 

[reddd]

omg the new ones

 

[Shreya]

this is why mia is my favorite

 

[Aaronn Wallace]

This is my favourite thread on the forums :')

 

[Vetonium]

Me:"All disney princess's are pretty"
Mia:"No they're not"
Me:"Which one isn't pretty"
Mia:"Maleficent"
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Sam:"Whats the capital of China?"
Mia:"Capital of China? That's a thing???"

These two quotes made me laugh so hard :'D

 

[allgoodstoobler]

all these quotes are stupidly funny

 

[lolmichal]

Oml I'm in this post I didn't realize this and I read it like 20 times