This is a story I wrote myself. It is called:
"The HOOOOOOOOOOOOOBO"
Once upon a time there was a hobo. He asked for money on the streets and some generous people gave some. But, what they didn't know is what the hobo was going to do with this money. They must of thought he was saving for food, water, or maybe clothes. But... this hobo, named JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFF could go hungry, thirsty, and even... naked..., but he couldn't handle NOT being drunk. ( ikr xD ) So, JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFF used the money to buy beers, vodka, wine, and a LOOOOOOOOOTTTT of liquor. You know what he did with that alcohol?... He..
drank it of course. But... All at the same time!! That night, JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFF went... into his birthday suit and punched a tree until his hands were purple. Also, at the same time, he yelled in a girly, shrill voice, "Marry me, I'm SOOOOOOO HAWT!! Marry me, I'm SO Freakin HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWT!!" It was going good for the hobo... ( at least in his perspective... ) until he punched the tree so hard it cracked and fell on his face. Then he bled to death.
drank it of course. But... All at the same time!! That night, JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFF went... into his birthday suit and punched a tree until his hands were purple. Also, at the same time, he yelled in a girly, shrill voice, "Marry me, I'm SOOOOOOO HAWT!! Marry me, I'm SO Freakin HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWT!!" It was going good for the hobo... ( at least in his perspective... ) until he punched the tree so hard it cracked and fell on his face. Then he bled to death.
THE END
( I'm truly sorry if i offended anyone named Jeff or the many drunk hobos around the world )
*cough* *cough* Not...
( I'm truly sorry if i offended anyone named Jeff or the many drunk hobos around the world )
*cough* *cough* Not...
