I'm basically going to be doing some "comedy" or "ironic" scripts. These are all from school references! 
1st; Math Class
Teacher: SHOW UR WORK!!!1!1!!!111!!
Me: I used a calculator...
Teacher: WHAT?
Me: I said a calculator..???
Teacher: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CALCULATOR IN YOUR HEAD! UR BRAIN YA STUPID!!! USE IT FOR ONCE! BLAH BLA BLA
Me: Slowly backs away
Teacher: I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU BETTER!! BLAH BLAH BLAH
2nd; Lunch
Friend sits down with junk food
Me: Man, schools telling you to be healthy while they feed us this?
Friend: Yep
Me: Don't they have a salad?
Friend: Yes, but the salad is only lettuce.
Me: I hate school lunch :')
Friend: Me too! I'm going to pack for now on
Teacher walks over
Teacher: YA BETTA NOT STOOP BUYING CUZ WE NEED CASHIES!
That's it for all..... Uh yeah ok bye!
1st; Math Class
Teacher: SHOW UR WORK!!!1!1!!!111!!
Me: I used a calculator...
Teacher: WHAT?
Me: I said a calculator..???
Teacher: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CALCULATOR IN YOUR HEAD! UR BRAIN YA STUPID!!! USE IT FOR ONCE! BLAH BLA BLA
Me: Slowly backs away
Teacher: I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU BETTER!! BLAH BLAH BLAH
2nd; Lunch
Friend sits down with junk food
Me: Man, schools telling you to be healthy while they feed us this?
Friend: Yep
Me: Don't they have a salad?
Friend: Yes, but the salad is only lettuce.
Me: I hate school lunch :')
Friend: Me too! I'm going to pack for now on
Teacher walks over
Teacher: YA BETTA NOT STOOP BUYING CUZ WE NEED CASHIES!
That's it for all..... Uh yeah ok bye!
