Rock, Paper, Anything!

[SenpaiAlibaba]

It's Rock Paper Scissors, except way more complicated(simple?).
You can say anything, as long as you have an explanation on how your thing beats the user above you'd thing.

Example:
DatGuy:Rock.
SecondUser:Laser vaporizes rock.
ThirdGuy:Glass reflects laser.

And so on.

I start with rock!

 

[SimplyFresh]

Chainsaw breaks the rock. C:

 

[vfoxxxx]

Laser blasts chainsaw into pieces

 

[Emviar]

I hate to copy @SenpaiAlibaba, but...

glass reflects laser.

 

[SimplyFresh]

Someone throws a tennis ball that shatters the glass.

 

[sweeteaa]

1000-degree knife goes through the Tennis Ball c:

 

[Purplex]

Ice freezes 1000-degree knife

 

[SimplyFresh]

A cat melts the ice cube in its mouth.

 

[Koolie]

Dog chases cat off

 

[Julianna Damico]

5 year old child grabs dog refusing to let go.

 

[xWclfie]

Wolf scares away 5 year old

 

[SimplyFresh]

The wolf gets tempted to eat meat then gets poisoned by it. C:

 

[Koolie]

Some dude is immune to poison therefore eats the meat and doesn't die

 

[Nashi]

Levi stabs dude that is immune to poison

 

[SimplyFresh]

Levi eats the flesh off the sword he used to stab the dude then chokes on the blood.

 

[Emviar]

Wait, what's this about me?

Plasmodium infests blood cells and then reproduces, causing the blood cells to explode.

 

[Elkiehh]

the sun explodes

 

[justrosss]

The sun re-spawns

 

[Achrylx]

The sun gets attacked by a ice ball 100x bigger than the sun

 

[DontSmileAttMe]

The ice ball melts because of the suns heat