Roast the Player BELOW You!

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Thats because it can't handle my top notch beauty *Houston texas babbyyyy*

I'd roast you. But they're is nothing left to roast. (Idk)
 
No reason to roast something when it's already hot enough. (I'm actually not hot at all lol)

Did you just sing or did someone fall on a pile of rubber ducks? (Idk)
 
Nope, its my cat on my bed.

Sorry, but what? Where did shrek go? Oh yeah, im looking at him. ( lol what? )
 
You know this is a roast game not a compliment game, Shrek is love Shrek is life.

Did u fart lol.
 
Yeah, thats why you smell.

Ding ding, it's the elevator cause you're not on my level.
 
Yeah dumb like that roast

When was the last time ya'll showered?
 
About an hour ago tbh

The crazed kindergartner called. He wants his drawing back.
 
Maybe you're just not hot enough to cook me fast

You're slower than my computer (idek I'm out of insults)
 
That's probably true ... (idek I'm out of comebacks)

The saying is don't fix it if it ain't broken, then you need a lot of fixing (I actually don't know anymore sorry)
 
Soggy.... its not slime. Its mucus ( lol wow )

Your such a disappointment, disney couldnt even use you as shrek. (Lol im sad)
 
At least I have to fake being a bum (Idk)

I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did (So origional, I know)
 
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