Well my eyebrows and skill at roasting are more existent than your future.
I'd roast you but you're face looks roasted enough.
I'd roast you but you're face looks roasted enough.
Roast the Player BELOW You!
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It's called a suntan; they say it's good for the skin... maybe you should think about heeding that advice. (idk)
k so here's one my friend made up (I can't take credit for it lol)
Your mom is so fat, she sat on a pistol and made the shotgun.
k so here's one my friend made up (I can't take credit for it lol)
Your mom is so fat, she sat on a pistol and made the shotgun.
Correct; my dignity is a glowing flame burning brighter than your future. (2.5/10 too much overused joke -IGN)
I would make a joke about your life, but I can't make a joke about something that doesn't exist. (I actually feel really bad doing this)
I would make a joke about your life, but I can't make a joke about something that doesn't exist. (I actually feel really bad doing this)
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I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. (Lol, i feel bad now)
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. (Lol, i feel bad now)
If you're going to roast someone, at least make it your own. (Idek I'm sorryyy)
Ronald McDonald shouldn't leave McDonalds, get back to work! (Idek again)
Ronald McDonald shouldn't leave McDonalds, get back to work! (Idek again)
Atleast I'm rich and famous (lol wow, and yeah, the roasts arent mine because i cant xD)
I'd say "nice nose", but you're already a penelope (idk... i was thinking about pigs)
I'd say "nice nose", but you're already a penelope (idk... i was thinking about pigs)
Atleast i have a future (#TheseRoastsAreSoOverusedButYasss)
You're so stupid, Squidward laughed at you. (Lol idek)
You're so stupid, Squidward laughed at you. (Lol idek)
Squidward laughed? Wow, I must be a really funny comedian!
Did you skip the face option on your skin? Oh well, it doesn't matter, looks like God skipped the face option on you.
Did you skip the face option on your skin? Oh well, it doesn't matter, looks like God skipped the face option on you.
Believe me, that was God's providence and mercy for me so I don't have to see all of your faces. (did that work? idk)
(I can't take credit for this one) Your mom is so ugly, she stuck her face out the window and got arrested for mooning.
(I can't take credit for this one) Your mom is so ugly, she stuck her face out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Individuality is beautiful, thanks for the compliment.
Its easy to lose things, when all we can stare at is the NAIL mark on your face! (Jenna marbles reference, dont worry, ily person ❤)
Its easy to lose things, when all we can stare at is the NAIL mark on your face! (Jenna marbles reference, dont worry, ily person ❤)
So what if I have a nail mark on my face? When I look at you all I see is a mark, oh wait, that's your face. (idek)
You smell so bad even the skunks get poisoned by your stench.
You smell so bad even the skunks get poisoned by your stench.
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