Roast the person above you

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Funny, sounds like you're not even trying.
You call that a roast,
but I call it a joke.
All you do is poke around,
I'm about to kick your butt outta town.
 
You don't make good comebacks, watch Jess counterattack!
You can't even roast or cook toast.
You made the toast burnt, what have you learnt?
You can't even grill or Netflix and Chill.
You can't even PVP, why don't you 1v1 me?
You post videos on DailyMotion, right now I hear your dignity's erosion.
You use a flip-phone, can't you notice I'm in the zone?
You don't use Google, you use Bing.
God often wonders, what is this thing?

( I'm so terrible XD )
 
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Dearest Jess,
You're such a fail to impress.
You don't have a clue or know much about me,
I recemmond that right now you flee.
It's not important to grill or Netflix & Chill,
What did I do to you?! Take a chill pill!
Chill out, get lost,
Can't you tell that I'M the boss?
I split flames,
is that why you look at me with such distain?
I'll 1v1 you anytime,
it'll be quick. There'll be no line.
 
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Child, go back to bed.
Instead of paying you
because you can't rhyme,
I would swallow the dimes.
Your roasts are a crime,
sweetie, stop wasting my time.
 
dang you think your so hot
i can boil you in a pot
just kiddin your not that great
we could use you as live bate,
that nasty smell attracting fish,
cause you are one dang nasty bish,
go back to where you belong
you not even good at this rhyming song,
go try again another day,
cause no one wants yuh as a bae,
dont tell us to shutup dont tell us to ease
because those naste pimples need a good squeeze,
this roast will finally come to an end
but remember your gross and dont even got a friend
 
Jess has friends, including me.
Unlike you, you should probably fliee.
You're not great,
You're the bait.
Don't worry,
I'm not so funny.
Not here, trying to be punny.
You're the pun,
ha. This is fun.
HazelBazel,
ima make you like a bagel.
 
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Izzeh_ said:
Jess has friends, including me.
Unlike you, you should probably fliee.
You're not great,
You're the bait.
Don't worry,
I'm not so funny.
Not here, trying to be punny.
You're the pun,
ha. This is fun.
HazelBazel,
ima make you like a bagel.
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You think you're so tough?
Stop acting so gruff!
Everyone knows you're crushing on
@Arujann
Just get it loose, don't end up
on the noose, you will
never beat me, cuz you won't
ever be free!
 
So what if I do,
Does it matter to you?
Well-Known Partier?
Hm, WHO do we have here?
At least I'm not afraid to be beat,
other than some people who think they're the meat.
 
You are a big lunk of meat
I'm not afraid to be beat
You think you can pwn the king
That was only just a fling!
What do I know about you?
That is surprisingly true?
You can't give a good roast,
You surely are toast!
 
crushing on me?!
my face looks like a scraped knee!
i know this challenge is called roast the one above
but i am a loser and have no one to love
it's about time that i started playing this game
and to the next person, may your roast bring me fame
 
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HAHAHA you just insulted yourself!
@Izzeh_ is crushing on you, she even
said it herself!
You want to have fame?!
That will never happen
you are just too lame
compared to my awesome rappin'.
Give me your best shot,
but I'll tell you this:
You can never top me,
and break my spree!
 
(I never did say it myself but let's be honest... it's immature to keep mentioning the fact I may or may not like him :/ & @Arujann, you don't looks like a scraped knee. those r ugly XDD and ur not a loser, and someday yu will find someone to love. now gain more confidence in yourself. having none is no way to get through life)
 
(XD yeah, I don't think that one bit will turn up again. It was mostly just for the roast and something to think of, and I didn't mean anything serious about it.)
 
i don't play for that team, boo
better stop now or i'll hit you with my shoe
get on my level, i'm just too cool
don't look now but i think i just took you to school!!
 
You say you're cool?
Thats nothing! I rule!
Give up already
I'm still going steady!
 
i'm a roasting master
every time you try to roast me, i roast you back even faster
i'm just the mvp
okay bye i actually need to go pee
 
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