Roast the person above you

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Think of your best thoughts and roast the person above you. No hard feelings, try to make your roast rhyme also. If I roast you too hard, remember this is just a game.
 
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You'll never be as cool as ThatOneDude.
Pick a God and pray.
 
Gettin' kinda slow, might need a stopwatch,
Or you can go back to kindergarten hopscotch.
 
HA, you aren't even a VIP+.
Shove a Pop-Tart in you,
and leave you to rust. :rolleyes:
 
You're missing out on perks
while I'm queen of the Tab.
Spectator chat is where he lurks,
I roasted you, lemme dab. :cool:
 
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I don't spend much money for a name.
Because this is just a game.
But at least I don't play 24/7.
When you act like 11.
Everybody knows I am the champ.
While I turn you off like a lamp.
 
Looks whose to talk?
You Call that a roast?
Please Peasent go make me some toast.
Or do you even know how?
Oh Right, Your as smart as a cow.
 
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That is a 10 year old roast, it's trash.
I'll roast you up until you are ash.
I can run loops around you like the flash.
I am athletic.
While you are just pathetic.
All you do is stick to your friends like you're magnetic.
This was so ez, I think we know who is the winner.
I eat your weak roast for dinner.
 
Atleast I can keep a friend
while you sleep
come on you lazy butt,
you should ready shut up.
you think you can roast
all you do is boast.
 
We all know you aren't good, just give up.
And this is a total yup.
You are such a scrub.
You can't even get into a club.
How am I lazy?
All you are is crazy.
Now you better go and flee.
And know not to mess with me.
 
You say im crazy?
You havent noticed?
Boy, she was right.
You are pretty dumb,
Oh come on baby, go on, suck your thumb.
 
Read the rules is says rhyme.
Look at mine I do it all the time.
Ha you calling me a baby?
All of your question are a maybe.
You can't beat me, you have a 0% chance.
I'm just too advanced.
 
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Correct your English,
leave it to me bish.
I'm the real roaster,
we don't need a toaster.


God tht sucked XD
 
Aw now that was cute.
But I suggest you leave before you get the boot.
All you did was copy.
Even though it was really sloppy.
 
These roasts are not even cruel.
Toasty, they make you look like a fool.
But then I came around,
and tackled Toasty to the ground.
Oh, wait! Let me offer you First Aid.
You obviously can't handle my crusade.
When will you notice no one else is replying,
this roast thread is honestly dying.
 
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