Think of your best thoughts and roast the person above you. No hard feelings, try to make your roast rhyme also. If I roast you too hard, remember this is just a game.
I don't spend much money for a name.
Because this is just a game.
But at least I don't play 24/7.
When you act like 11.
Everybody knows I am the champ.
While I turn you off like a lamp.
That is a 10 year old roast, it's trash.
I'll roast you up until you are ash.
I can run loops around you like the flash.
I am athletic.
While you are just pathetic.
All you do is stick to your friends like you're magnetic.
This was so ez, I think we know who is the winner.
I eat your weak roast for dinner.
We all know you aren't good, just give up.
And this is a total yup.
You are such a scrub.
You can't even get into a club.
How am I lazy?
All you are is crazy.
Now you better go and flee.
And know not to mess with me.
Read the rules is says rhyme.
Look at mine I do it all the time.
Ha you calling me a baby?
All of your question are a maybe.
You can't beat me, you have a 0% chance.
I'm just too advanced.
These roasts are not even cruel.
Toasty, they make you look like a fool.
But then I came around,
and tackled Toasty to the ground.
Oh, wait! Let me offer you First Aid.
You obviously can't handle my crusade.
When will you notice no one else is replying,
this roast thread is honestly dying.