[Restart] Carry on The Story!

[Dynam_Rezinor]

His gluttony made him eat so much that he blew up like a balloon. He was then remade by Notch.

 

[PigOnDaXbox]

and then he ate some pork

 

[HappyCat02]

He was then sick due to the pork being raw

 

[tronceeper]

And then he gets allergic to pork, but...

 

[reallifecat]

He switches to beef

 

[GreenUprooter]

But the beef is cooked and he prefers raw beef.

 

[PixelzKitty]

But the raw beef was rotten by he time he saw this comment

 

[ModernArt]

Then he came back home, pooped and died in the shower

 

[MajesticMinerX]

He was then sucked down the drain, which left him in the sewers.

 

[Dynam_Rezinor]

The rats came and fed on his corpse.

 

[Kutline]

Then a meteor struck Earth and whipped all living substances (including bacterium) from the universe.

End.

.. or is it ..

 

[Dynam_Rezinor]

Some life survived and gazillions of years of evolution resulted in billions of species including a new humanoid species that looked like lizards.

 

[p234738965]

then i walked and ate the lizard and freed the protected cats

 

[PixelzKitty]

but then I decided I wanted to keep the protected cats so that's what I did

 

[Dynam_Rezinor]

The cats turned out to be feral and attempted to scratch my face off.

 

[GreenUprooter]

Until a creepy old man came and ate them whole.

 

[ModernArt]

And the creepy old man ate a creeper

 

[p234738965]

wihch exploded Notch

 

[JoeThePro123]

Notch returned as Herobrine.

 

[VittyGryfindor]

And tried to ruin everything