Once upon a time the- "Why is it once upon a time? Why not twice upon a time?" Said a small boy. "Does it really matter? Just let me finish the story so you can go to sleep." Says the boy's older brother. Ok so once up a time there was a farmer who was always at his farm tending to his crops and animals. However one da- "If he was tending to the plants and animals all day how did he get his food?" interrupted the boy. "It doesn't matter, it's just a story the farmer isn't real." answered the older boy. The older boy continues. However one day he decided to leave his farm. "But I thought he stayed there all day." said the child. His brother ignored him and continued to read. The farmer drove and drove until he reached a small town. "Why did he need to go to a small town?" Asked the boy. "Fine." Said his brother "I'll change it." The farmer then turned his car around and drove it into the lake because of a small child who just happened to be his little brother, and was annoying him! The End! The older boy runs down the stairs. "But, you never said there was a lake." yelled the child. "I said The End!" Replied the older brother. "But what about a happy endi-" The boy argued. "Ok fine, and he lived in the bottom of the lake happily ever after." Yelled the brother, clearly annoyed. "But how can he be happy if he can't breathe underwater?" the child said. "I don't care ask the farmer. Just go to bed." said the brother. The child went to bed, but only to bother his brother about it the next day... The end. Wait are you even still reading? Woah, I just broke the fourth wall in a story about a kid breaking the fourth wall of another story. I just broke like 8 walls.
