Puns!

[DinosaurusRawr]

I want everyone to start making puns, following on from the previous pun that was said. Let me start:

I'd make a good pun about skeletons, but no one would have the 'funny bone' to find it 'humerus'

 

[BooLoo2012]

This tree behind me says you need to leaf these bad puns alone.

 

[reddd]

im 'redy' for this

 

[DinosaurusRawr]

I think you need to be more photosympathetic about my puns. It's not a daily root-ine ya know.

 

[reddd]

my parents said we're going on holiday to disney land next year, apparently in one of the villas that were for sale, there was a maze in the back garden, that sounds aMAZEing

 

[Corcustos]

Someone told me they played as me in Murder, so I told them that they're a dead man if they lost.

 

[olookimshort]

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

But if it didn't take so much time, I would go for seconds.

 

[Eternal_Edition]

Q: What do you call A Chicken Crossing the Road

A: Poultry in Motion

 

[fizz]

(Moving thread to the 'games' section)

 

[reddd]

Q: What do you call A Chicken Crossing the Road

A: Poultry in Motion

that's not a pun, that's a joke

 

[aiden]

"Do you wanna taco bout it?"
"It's nacho problem"

Plateaus, it's the highest form of flattery.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I would tell you a chemistry joke but I know you wouldn't get a reaction.

I am reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

*credit to the internet

 

[J3T]

Someone told me they played as me in Murder, so I told them that they're a dead man if they lost.

He did lose, for the record.

I went to a wedding between two antenna once, although it wasn't all that fun, the reception was great.

 

[aiden]

Stop clubbing, dolphins!

Punctuation makes a lot of difference.

 

[Mor]

When your playing Mur and you're so GoldMedalLaggy @GoldMedalMaggie

 

[GoldMedalMaggie]

When your playing Mur and you're so GoldMedalLaggy @GoldMedalMaggie

ayyyyy

i was gonna tell a food joke


but it was too cORNY

GET IT
CORNY
AHAHAHAH... no?

god im such a dweeb

 

[olookimshort]

 

[alexithymia]

Me and my sister? We're not twins, we're womb-mates.

 

[alexithymia]

god im such a dweeb

Don't worry, I'm right here with you.

 

[Benji]

and ill never leaf.

 

[FlowerCrownn]

It's hard to explain jokes to kleptomaniacs....
..Because they always take things literally.