Profile Picture Giveaway

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ForestEdge

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Hello my special gender neutral snowflakes,
I just got a drawing tablet and wanted to test it out. I have done a few small things on it, but I want to do a big project, so I am doing a profile picture giveaway. All you need to do to inter is type below the funniest joke you can think of (Note: The one that makes me laugh the most will win). The only thing I can do to show my skill in art is my profile picture, I did the sketch of it through pencil and paper and photocopied it to a friend who has a drawing tablet to add colour to it and make it digital so I could use it as a profile picture. I'm not smart enough to know how to put one of my pictures in my downloads folder onto the forums, so that is all I have.

Good luck and keep it appropriate!

Edit: I forgot to add an ending time so it will be the end of may.

Bump :)
 
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My life..

But really.. to the actual joke!

A patient walks into a hospital and tells the nurse that they need to see the doctor because they've turned invisible, so the nurse walks back to the area where the doctor is. The nurse says "Doctor! There's a patient here that's invisible!" So the doctor then responds "Tell them I can't see them!"

I have other jokes but this is one of the few that's appropriate.
 
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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
 
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alright I've lost. I can't stop laughing and I lost my voice so I sound like dory speaking whale.

but hey, I guess it's worth a shot, but it has some story behind it...

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but then I saw her face
 
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After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod
 
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