I am hanging in the bathroom
At the biggest party of the fall.
I could stay right here
Or disappear,
And nobody’d even notice at all.
I’m a creeper in a bathroom
‘Cuz my buddy kinda left me alone.
But I’d rather fake pee
Than stand awkwardly
Or pretend to check a text on my phone.
Everything felt fine
When I was half of a pair.
Now through no fault of mine,
There’s no other half there.
Now I’m just
Michael in the bathroom,
Michael in the bathroom, at a party
Forget how long it’s been
I’m just
Michael in the bathroom,
Michael in the bathroom, at a party
No, you can’t come in!
I’m waiting it out ‘til it’s time to leave
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
I’m just Michael who you don’t know,
Michael flyin’ solo,
Michael in the bathroom by himself!
All by himself!
I am hiding, but he’s out there,
Just ignoring all our history.
Memories get erased,
Then I’ll get replaced,
With a newer, cooler version of me.
And I hear a drunk girl
Sing along to Whitney through the door
- I wanna dance with somebody!
And my feelings sink,
‘Cuz it makes me think:
Now there’s no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!
Now it’s just
Michael in the bathroom,
Michael in the bathroom, at a party
I half regret the beers.
Michael in the bathroom,
Michael in the bathroom, at a party
As I choke back the tears.
I’ll wait as long as I need, ‘til my face is dry
Or I’ll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
I’m just Michael who you don’t know,
Michael flyin’ solo,
Michael in the bathroom by himself!
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