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[Dragazo571]

KFC (the name was originally an initialism for Kentucky Fried Chicken) is a fast food restaurant chain that specializes in fried chicken and is headquartered in Louisville, Kentucky, in the United States. It is the world's second largest restaurant chain (as measured by sales) afterMcDonald's, with 18,875 outlets in 118 countries and territories as of December 2013. The company is a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, a restaurant company that also owns the Pizza Hut and Taco Bell chains.

KFC was founded by Harland Sanders, an entrepreneur who began selling fried chicken from his roadside restaurant in Corbin, Kentucky, during the Great Depression. Sanders identified the potential of the restaurant franchising concept, and the first "Kentucky Fried Chicken" franchise opened in Utah in 1952. KFC popularized chicken in the fast food industry, diversifying the market by challenging the established dominance of thehamburger. By branding himself as "Colonel Sanders," Harland became a prominent figure of American cultural history, and his image remains widely used in KFC advertising. However, the company's rapid expansion saw it overwhelm the ageing Sanders, and in 1964 he sold the company to a group of investors led by John Y. Brown, Jr. and Jack C. Massey.

KFC was one of the first fast food chains to expand internationally, opening outlets in the United Kingdom, Mexico, and Jamaica by the mid-1960s. Throughout the 1970s and 1980s, KFC experienced mixed fortunes domestically, as it went through a series of changes in corporate ownership with little or no experience in the restaurant business. In the early 1970s, KFC was sold to the spirits distributor Heublein, who were taken over by the R.J. Reynolds food and tobacco conglomerate, who sold the chain to PepsiCo. The chain continued to expand overseas however, and in 1987 KFC became the first Western restaurant chain to open in China. The chain has since expanded rapidly in China, which is now the company's single largest market. PepsiCo spun off its restaurants division as Tricon Global Restaurants, which later changed its name to Yum! Brands.

KFC's original product is pressure fried chicken pieces, seasoned with Sanders' recipe of 11 herbs and spices. The constituents of the recipe represent a notable trade secret. Larger portions of fried chicken are served in a cardboard "bucket," which has become a well known feature of the chain since it was first introduced by franchisee Pete Harman in 1957. Since the early 1990s, KFC has expanded its menu to offer other chicken products such as chicken fillet burgers and wraps, as well as salads and side dishes, such as French fries and coleslaw, desserts, and soft drinks, the latter often supplied by PepsiCo. KFC is known for the slogan "finger lickin' good," which has since been replaced by "Nobody does chicken like KFC" and "So good." KFC wasnt Even found in Kentucky...
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[abbycn]

Abspup sat at her window. Things were happening to her. And not things that she liked.
She was never anything special. Just the average Minecrafter, blonde and pixellated.
That was until CJ came along.
When CJ popped into her little world, abspup's server was changed forever; as was her life. CJ was rowdy. CJ was friendly. In other words, CJsailfish was a blessing. Abspup heaved a sigh. Where had she gone?
CJ had gone mining one day. "I won't come back until I find diamonds!" CJ called over her shoulder.
"I'll miss you," abspup called after her as she disappeared into the darkness of a mineshaft. CJ paid no heed, just pranced happily down into the black belly of the cave.
So here she was, sitting at the window, listening to the disgusting gargling of the zombies. Without CJ. Without CJ there to kick open the door and slaughter them one by one, giggling like a psychotic murderer. Without CJ there.
She stood up. More and more zombies gathered at the window, willing her to come out. Her pet wolf Sally stepped on a squeaky wood plank, causing abspup to wince. "Oh, puppy," she murmured, "do you think she'll ever come back?"
Sally wagged her tail. Unsure of what it meant, abspup dropped her gaze to the squeaky floorboard. She tuned out everything but her shaky breathing, coming in short bursts as she attempted to remain calm.
Crying won't solve anything. Crying never solves anything.
Straightening, abspup buried her face in her hands. "I'm so helpless without her," she told Sally, "what if she doesn't come back?"
She could contain it no longer. She burst into tears, Sally frantically trying to nose between her arms to lick the drops from her face. Eventually, she gave up trying and just lay down by abspup's side. Abs lifted her head. Dragging herself to her bed, she pulled back the bright red sheets and climbed in. She threw her head onto her pillow and cried herself into a fitful sleep.

She was awakened in the morning to the sound of her note block doorbell. Cautiously peeking outside to make sure it wasn't a creeper, she was greeted with a pleasant surprise.
Standing on her doorstep was one of her great friends. "Oh, @Caitlyn_24," she said, "thanks so much. I'm scared." With this last remark, abspup sighed, "Of everything. Without her here the whole world is scary."
"Oh, abs," was all Cait said as abspup recounted her story, "oh, abs."
Abspup laughed scornfully. "I'm such a baby, I know. Just..." This brought on a fresh wave of tears. Cait gathered abs up into a clumsy embrace. They stayed that way for a while, Cait dare not move for kindness toward this sobbing lump, abspup not moving because she hurt from crying so much. After about an hour, abspup said, "It isn't fair."
"I know, I know," Cait said softly as abspup sat up. She stood up.
"Wait!" Abspup cried, "Where are you going? Don't leave me! Here! Alone! Please!" She pleaded.
"I have to go. I'm so sorry. You could drop by--"
"You mean... No! Why can't you just stay?!"
"Do you want someone?"
"No, of course not!" abspup shrieked, "I just want you to stay to help me cook!"
Cait shook her head. "I can /msg someone if you want," she offered.
"Yes. Yes. Please."
"Who?"
"I don't know."
"Dark? George? Horsey? Dragazo?"
Abspup giggled, "Not Drag! Never, EVER call Drag to cheer someone up."
Cait smiled. "That's true."
"I'll be ok. I'm sorry. Bye, Cait," abspup said reluctantly.
"Are you sure?"
The one word that she wished she could take back for eternity:
"Yes."

Shouldering her pack, she strode out into the quickly darkening outdoors. Having left Sally with Cait, she didn't need to go back for anything. Anxiety overtook her as she stood at the mouth of the cave in which CJ had disappeared days before. Her brow darkened as she peered into the blackness inside, not seeing anything.
Standing strongly, resolutely, she marched into the dark opening and was swallowed by it.
Please, CJ, she pleaded, come back!
Too bored to write anymore. New ending:
And then Dragazo571 came and everyone died. The end.

 

[CJsailfish]

Abspup sat at her window. Things were happening to her. And not things that she liked.
She was never anything special. Just the average Minecrafter, blonde and pixellated.
That was until CJ came along.
When CJ popped into her little world, abspup's server was changed forever; as was her life. CJ was rowdy. CJ was friendly. In other words, CJsailfish was a blessing. Abspup heaved a sigh. Where had she gone?
CJ had gone mining one day. "I won't come back until I find diamonds!" CJ called over her shoulder.
"I'll miss you," abspup called after her as she disappeared into the darkness of a mineshaft. CJ paid no heed, just pranced happily down into the black belly of the cave.
So here she was, sitting at the window, listening to the disgusting gargling of the zombies. Without CJ. Without CJ there to kick open the door and slaughter them one by one, giggling like a psychotic murderer. Without CJ there.
Where had she gone?
Part 2 to come tomorrow

I went to get a snack

 

[p234738965]

KFC (the name was originally an initialism for Kentucky Fried Chicken) is a fast food restaurant chain that specializes in fried chicken and is headquartered in Louisville, Kentucky, in the United States. It is the world's second largest restaurant chain (as measured by sales) afterMcDonald's, with 18,875 outlets in 118 countries and territories as of December 2013. The company is a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, a restaurant company that also owns the Pizza Hut and Taco Bell chains.

KFC was founded by Harland Sanders, an entrepreneur who began selling fried chicken from his roadside restaurant in Corbin, Kentucky, during the Great Depression. Sanders identified the potential of the restaurant franchising concept, and the first "Kentucky Fried Chicken" franchise opened in Utah in 1952. KFC popularized chicken in the fast food industry, diversifying the market by challenging the established dominance of thehamburger. By branding himself as "Colonel Sanders," Harland became a prominent figure of American cultural history, and his image remains widely used in KFC advertising. However, the company's rapid expansion saw it overwhelm the ageing Sanders, and in 1964 he sold the company to a group of investors led by John Y. Brown, Jr. and Jack C. Massey.

KFC was one of the first fast food chains to expand internationally, opening outlets in the United Kingdom, Mexico, and Jamaica by the mid-1960s. Throughout the 1970s and 1980s, KFC experienced mixed fortunes domestically, as it went through a series of changes in corporate ownership with little or no experience in the restaurant business. In the early 1970s, KFC was sold to the spirits distributor Heublein, who were taken over by the R.J. Reynolds food and tobacco conglomerate, who sold the chain to PepsiCo. The chain continued to expand overseas however, and in 1987 KFC became the first Western restaurant chain to open in China. The chain has since expanded rapidly in China, which is now the company's single largest market. PepsiCo spun off its restaurants division as Tricon Global Restaurants, which later changed its name to Yum! Brands.

KFC's original product is pressure fried chicken pieces, seasoned with Sanders' recipe of 11 herbs and spices. The constituents of the recipe represent a notable trade secret. Larger portions of fried chicken are served in a cardboard "bucket," which has become a well known feature of the chain since it was first introduced by franchisee Pete Harman in 1957. Since the early 1990s, KFC has expanded its menu to offer other chicken products such as chicken fillet burgers and wraps, as well as salads and side dishes, such as French fries and coleslaw, desserts, and soft drinks, the latter often supplied by PepsiCo. KFC is known for the slogan "finger lickin' good," which has since been replaced by "Nobody does chicken like KFC" and "So good." KFC wasnt Even found in Kentucky...
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Another wiki search lol

 

[Midnight9746]

Let the reading begin! (I'm going to leave now before I become board to death XD)

 

[Dragazo571]

Abspup sat at her window. Things were happening to her. And not things that she liked.
She was never anything special. Just the average Minecrafter, blonde and pixellated.
That was until CJ came along.
When CJ popped into her little world, abspup's server was changed forever; as was her life. CJ was rowdy. CJ was friendly. In other words, CJsailfish was a blessing. Abspup heaved a sigh. Where had she gone?
CJ had gone mining one day. "I won't come back until I find diamonds!" CJ called over her shoulder.
"I'll miss you," abspup called after her as she disappeared into the darkness of a mineshaft. CJ paid no heed, just pranced happily down into the black belly of the cave.
So here she was, sitting at the window, listening to the disgusting gargling of the zombies. Without CJ. Without CJ there to kick open the door and slaughter them one by one, giggling like a psychotic murderer. Without CJ there.
She stood up. More and more zombies gathered at the window, willing her to come out. Her pet wolf Sally stepped on a squeaky wood plank, causing abspup to wince. "Oh, puppy," she murmured, "do you think she'll ever come back?"
Sally wagged her tail. Unsure of what it meant, abspup dropped her gaze to the squeaky floorboard. She tuned out everything but her shaky breathing, coming in short bursts as she attempted to remain calm.
Crying won't solve anything. Crying never solves anything.
Straightening, abspup buried her face in her hands. "I'm so helpless without her," she told Sally, "what if she doesn't come back?"
She could contain it no longer. She burst into tears, Sally frantically trying to nose between her arms to lick the drops from her face. Eventually, she gave up trying and just lay down by abspup's side. Abs lifted her head. Dragging herself to her bed, she pulled back the bright red sheets and climbed in. She threw her head onto her pillow and cried herself into a fitful sleep.

She was awakened in the morning to the sound of her note block doorbell. Cautiously peeking outside to make sure it wasn't a creeper, she was greeted with a pleasant surprise.
Standing on her doorstep was one of her great friends. "Oh, @Caitlyn_24," she said, "thanks so much. I'm scared." With this last remark, abspup sighed, "Of everything. Without her here the whole world is scary."
"Oh, abs," was all Cait said as abspup recounted her story, "oh, abs."
Abspup laughed scornfully. "I'm such a baby, I know. Just..." This brought on a fresh wave of tears. Cait gathered abs up into a clumsy embrace. They stayed that way for a while, Cait dare not move for kindness toward this sobbing lump, abspup not moving because she hurt from crying so much. After about an hour, abspup said, "It isn't fair."
"I know, I know," Cait said softly as abspup sat up. She stood up.
"Wait!" Abspup cried, "Where are you going? Don't leave me! Here! Alone! Please!" She pleaded.
"I have to go. I'm so sorry. You could drop by--"
"You mean... No! Why can't you just stay?!"
"Do you want someone?"
"No, of course not!" abspup shrieked, "I just want you to stay to help me cook!"
Cait shook her head. "I can /msg someone if you want," she offered.
"Yes. Yes. Please."
"Who?"
"I don't know."
"Dark? George? Horsey? Dragazo?"
Abspup giggled, "Not Drag! Never, EVER call Drag to cheer someone up."
Cait smiled. "That's true."
"I'll be ok. I'm sorry. Bye, Cait," abspup said reluctantly.
"Are you sure?"
The one word that she wished she could take back for eternity:
"Yes."

Shouldering her pack, she strode out into the quickly darkening outdoors. Having left Sally with Cait, she didn't need to go back for anything. Anxiety overtook her as she stood at the mouth of the cave in which CJ had disappeared days before. Her brow darkened as she peered into the blackness inside, not seeing anything.
Standing strongly, resolutely, she marched into the dark opening and was swallowed by it.
Please, CJ, she pleaded, come back!
Too bored to write anymore. New ending:
And then Dragazo571 came and everyone died. The end.

 

[CJsailfish]

One night, a fish named CJ was speaking to her friend abspup (a puppy with a six pack) when all of a sudden someone drove by and stuffed abs into a dog crate and drove away. CJ was angry about this, she was going to get revenge but at the moment she just screamed "You son of a goose" at the driver. 10 days later CJ sat at her window looking at the ocean wishing that abs was with her. Who else would murder people with her. She sat silently listening to Poker Face until she saw a person, a very creepy person. That person looked familiar like she had seen him before, she had, he wore a black jacket with its hood up with a bandana covering his face. She decided to follow the person who had left for the woods. They had walked for miles until she stopped following him, he had disappeared. "Fish food, may I AXE you a question." CJ turned around, was hit in the face and collapsed to the ground. She woke up to find herself in a cave, her hands were tied in front of her, and she was dripping due to her bleeding. She laughed, Usually people tie their hands behind their backs. Then she heard a loud scream and realized that the scream came from abs. She untied the rope around her hands (because they were tied in front of her). she ran down the path of the cave and found a bow, arrows and an axe. She ran to find the light, the breeze of the air was in her hair and she was outside. she found a group of people holding abs over a cliff, she was beat up and covered in blood. CJ aimed her bow and shot one of the members of the group. She yodeled a battle cry, ran into the group of people and swung her axe like a psychotic axe murderer. "Let go of my friend" CJ said with a look of craziness in her eyes. the person said "okay" and dropped her off the cliff. CJ (being like an axe murderer) sliced off his head and jumped off the cliff. She caught abs, but they were still falling, free falling. The sky was nice and bright, the perfect place to die. The place was nice and quiet the breeze was calm. CJ closed her eyes. SMACK! She felt a sharp pain and was sinking, she swan up to the surface and realized that abs wasn't with her. "ABS!" "ABS!" she screamed and screamed, she couldn't stand losing her again. She swam against the waves, looking, searching. She saw a hint of blond hair, it was abs. She dragged her to shore and they lay in the sand together. Alive.

 

[p234738965]

One night, a fish named CJ was speaking to her friend abspup (a puppy with a six pack) when all of a sudden someone drove by and stuffed abs into a dog crate and drove away. CJ was angry about this, she was going to get revenge but at the moment she just screamed "You son of a goose" at the driver. 10 days later CJ sat at her window looking at the ocean wishing that abs was with her. Who else would murder people with her. She sat silently listening to Poker Face until she saw a person, a very creepy person. That person looked familiar like she had seen him before, she had, he wore a black jacket with its hood up with a bandana covering his face. She decided to follow the person who had left for the woods. They had walked for miles until she stopped following him, he had disappeared. "Fish food, may I AXE you a question." CJ turned around, was hit in the face and collapsed to the ground. She woke up to find herself in a cave, her hands were tied in front of her, and she was dripping due to her bleeding. She laughed, Usually people tie their hands behind their backs. Then she heard a loud scream and realized that the scream came from abs. She untied the rope around her hands (because they were tied in front of her). she ran down the path of the cave and found a bow, arrows and an axe. She ran to find the light, the breeze of the air was in her hair and she was outside. she found a group of people holding abs over a cliff, she was beat up and covered in blood. CJ aimed her bow and shot one of the members of the group. She yodeled a battle cry, ran into the group of people and swung her axe like a psychotic axe murderer. "Let go of my friend" CJ said with a look of craziness in her eyes. the person said "okay" and dropped her off the cliff. CJ (being like an axe murderer) sliced off his head and jumped off the cliff. She caught abs, but they were still falling, free falling. The sky was nice and bright, the perfect place to die. The place was nice and quiet the breeze was calm. CJ closed her eyes. SMACK! She felt a sharp pain and was sinking, she swan up to the surface and realized that abs wasn't with her. "ABS!" "ABS!" she screamed and screamed, she couldn't stand losing her again. She swam against the waves, looking, searching. She saw a hint of blond hair, it was abs. She dragged her to shore and they lay in the sand together. Alive.

a puppy has six pack