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The Novel Of Puns.
Hello There Punny Traveler,
Do you want to hear some puns? ''YES'' You say
Well Let me start off Oh wait,
HELPPP WHAT!?! You say
''My computer Needs Air Bags it keeps crashing!'' HAHAHA you say.
Well wanna go to calafornia? Sure,
WAIIT DO YOU KNOW WHY A BIKE CAN'T STAND UP?
Its two-tired
Happy? Not this kid Well Ill tell ya.
The Local Police were call to the daycare because a kid was resisting a rest. HAHA You say
Wha'd the Big chimmney say to the little chimmney
Your too young to be smoking
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LE END!
Hello There Punny Traveler,
Do you want to hear some puns? ''YES'' You say
Well Let me start off Oh wait,
HELPPP WHAT!?! You say
''My computer Needs Air Bags it keeps crashing!'' HAHAHA you say.
Well wanna go to calafornia? Sure,
WAIIT DO YOU KNOW WHY A BIKE CAN'T STAND UP?
Its two-tired
Happy? Not this kid Well Ill tell ya.
The Local Police were call to the daycare because a kid was resisting a rest. HAHA You say
Wha'd the Big chimmney say to the little chimmney
Your too young to be smoking
.LE END!
DynamicRezinor clutched the velociraptor with immense grace. "Take me on an adventure, Velociraptor" said the seductive Dynam. "Show me everything you've been hiding under those big scaly claws". He leaned in, and pressed his lips against the Velociraptor's sharp, wretched teeth. Velociraptor pushed forward into Dynam's big boy arms, enjoying the romantic embrace. "I love you, Velociraptor" whispered Dynam, drunken under the enchanting spell of Velociraptor's gaze. Velociraptor bends down, confusing Dynam. Dynam realizes the scenario, and cries of delight. "Dynam, you've been the best thing in the last 27.3 minutes of my life. Will... you take my dinosaur claws... into marriage?" Dynam fell to the floor, shaken. "Y...y..yes...Yes!" He cried in enthusiasm. As the chiming of the Grandfather clock struck, Dynam and the Velociraptor were in a trance of deep, deep compassion. Now, more than ever, they have felt eachother's warmth, essence... and loved each other beyond explaination.
*30 Years In The Past*
"Here, I stand..." said King Velociraptor... "To fight. To fight for rights, our freedom. I had a dream, a dream where Velociraptors can walk this planet, love, and protect each other in harmonious joy." He continued "To equal the damned barrier between our specimen. To show that against the odds, these two magnificent creatures can rejoice at last. Our freedom... our freedom..." A tear rolled down his green, scale-coated cheek."Our freedom should not be STRIPPED and TORN APART from a damned stereotype! WE CAN LIVE TOGETHER! OUR SPECIES CAN LOVE AND RESPECT WITHOUT BLOOD AND VIOLENCE! WHY HAVEN'T WE EVOLVED WELL ENOUGH BY NOW TO UNDERSTAND THE MORALS OF PEACE? OF EMBRACE? OF LIVING! DAMN THIS PLANET! WE NEED RIGHTS! WE NEED A FUTURE OF HAPPINESS! WHO'S WITH ME?" Hundreds of thousands of velociraptors and humans chant from the audience. This was known as the velociraptor movement, as in the years to follow legalization of interspecimen marriage was brought. Freedom. Unity.
The year is 65728043 B.C.E. The velociraptor population is happy and alive, thriving on the vivid and lively Earth. "Mommy, what's that black smoke" whispers Timothy Rawrson. Timothy is only 5 years old. Oh, god, why Timothy? WHY? Let me contain my composure. "Hmm, I don't know..." says Timothy's mother. Timothy's mother assumes at first that it is merely a child's imagination, but when she too notices the impurity in the blue haze she begins to wonder. "Why is it growing larger?" Timothy pleads. Sudden realization struck. And, it seemed at that time, it had for the rest of the civilization too. Dinosaurs here and far began to gravitate their vision to the increasingly-large grey sphere. It seemed like a damned fantasy. This doesn't happen to anyone? It's mere fiction! This can't... no... WHY? HELL, WHY? Timothy's mother throws up, keeping her composure at the best it can be for Timothy's innocent mind. "Hey Tim, wanna play a fun game?" Timothy's mother speaks in a surprisingly soft tone, given the scenario. "Sure!" The now-ecstatic Timothy cries. "Turn around, and close your eyes. Count from 1... 2... all the way to 100. By that time, you will be as happy as can be." "Sounds like fun!" And so as Timothy turned around, merrily cheering 1... 2... Timothy's mother wept... and wept... their fate was damned. She knew darn well that neither of them would survive, nor would anyone else in the town. Instead, she focused on her words to Timothy. "You'll be happy" Oh god... OH GOD... Twenty one! Twenty two! Twenty threeeeeeeee...
It seemed as though the last syllable of three held out for an eternity. A phase of color and wonder, a bright flash, and dark... emptiness. The end.
"Huh!" Dynam flipped over in his bed. He was clutching his pillow, and there was a stray dab of saliva on the top of it. "Oh... right..." He turned over slowly to his alarm clock. It read 2:01 A.M. Sadness filled Dynam's ocean-blue eyes as he glanced at the Velociraptor poster hanging on his shrine, laid his head down in mourn, and fell back asleep.
"... and loved eachother beyond explanation."
*30 Years In The Past*
"Here, I stand..." said King Velociraptor... "To fight. To fight for rights, our freedom. I had a dream, a dream where Velociraptors can walk this planet, love, and protect each other in harmonious joy." He continued "To equal the damned barrier between our specimen. To show that against the odds, these two magnificent creatures can rejoice at last. Our freedom... our freedom..." A tear rolled down his green, scale-coated cheek."Our freedom should not be STRIPPED and TORN APART from a damned stereotype! WE CAN LIVE TOGETHER! OUR SPECIES CAN LOVE AND RESPECT WITHOUT BLOOD AND VIOLENCE! WHY HAVEN'T WE EVOLVED WELL ENOUGH BY NOW TO UNDERSTAND THE MORALS OF PEACE? OF EMBRACE? OF LIVING! DAMN THIS PLANET! WE NEED RIGHTS! WE NEED A FUTURE OF HAPPINESS! WHO'S WITH ME?" Hundreds of thousands of velociraptors and humans chant from the audience. This was known as the velociraptor movement, as in the years to follow legalization of interspecimen marriage was brought. Freedom. Unity.
The year is 65728043 B.C.E. The velociraptor population is happy and alive, thriving on the vivid and lively Earth. "Mommy, what's that black smoke" whispers Timothy Rawrson. Timothy is only 5 years old. Oh, god, why Timothy? WHY? Let me contain my composure. "Hmm, I don't know..." says Timothy's mother. Timothy's mother assumes at first that it is merely a child's imagination, but when she too notices the impurity in the blue haze she begins to wonder. "Why is it growing larger?" Timothy pleads. Sudden realization struck. And, it seemed at that time, it had for the rest of the civilization too. Dinosaurs here and far began to gravitate their vision to the increasingly-large grey sphere. It seemed like a damned fantasy. This doesn't happen to anyone? It's mere fiction! This can't... no... WHY? HELL, WHY? Timothy's mother throws up, keeping her composure at the best it can be for Timothy's innocent mind. "Hey Tim, wanna play a fun game?" Timothy's mother speaks in a surprisingly soft tone, given the scenario. "Sure!" The now-ecstatic Timothy cries. "Turn around, and close your eyes. Count from 1... 2... all the way to 100. By that time, you will be as happy as can be." "Sounds like fun!" And so as Timothy turned around, merrily cheering 1... 2... Timothy's mother wept... and wept... their fate was damned. She knew darn well that neither of them would survive, nor would anyone else in the town. Instead, she focused on her words to Timothy. "You'll be happy" Oh god... OH GOD... Twenty one! Twenty two! Twenty threeeeeeeee...
It seemed as though the last syllable of three held out for an eternity. A phase of color and wonder, a bright flash, and dark... emptiness. The end.
"Huh!" Dynam flipped over in his bed. He was clutching his pillow, and there was a stray dab of saliva on the top of it. "Oh... right..." He turned over slowly to his alarm clock. It read 2:01 A.M. Sadness filled Dynam's ocean-blue eyes as he glanced at the Velociraptor poster hanging on his shrine, laid his head down in mourn, and fell back asleep.
"... and loved eachother beyond explanation."
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My eyes are dark brown.
Or red if you count my skin.
THAT's the first thing you question? In the entire damn story, the EYE COLOR?
I've developed a growing suspicion that DynamRezinor's love for Velociraptors is true.
Well if you expected something li
Well if you were expecting something like "WTF!?11OMG!!!NOOOOOO!!!!!HOW COULD YOU!?111111" then I'm sorry to disappoint you.
Well if you were expecting something like "WTF!?11OMG!!!NOOOOOO!!!!!HOW COULD YOU!?111111" then I'm sorry to disappoint you.
"Wtf omg how could you"? I'd be flattered to be paired with a Velociraptor smh
And I was joking bruh :3
Time for me to write a story...
It's a bit like @Apollo345MC's...
Ahem...
Baby stegosaurus and momma stegosaurus step out of their nest. Baby Stego looked up. In the distance, far away, he saw a globe of black smoke. "Mommy, what's that?" Baby Stego asked as the sphere seemingly grew. Momma looked up and instantly recognized it. "Oh no..." she said as she started to walk away. "Mommy, what's wrong? Why are we going away? Why is everyone else going away?" Momma Stego didn't watch where she was going and fell into a pit. "Ugghhh... I'm stuck!" Momma exclaimed as she struggled to escape. She turned around and noticed Baby Stego still there. "What are you doing! Go!" She shrieked as the ball of smoke darkened the sky, getting closer and closer. "I'm not leaving without you!" Baby yelled. The meteor was close. Mommy Stego saw the look of worry on the small stego's face. She faked a grin. "Don't worry, Baby, We're just playing a game!" She continued to speak, tears in her eyes, "Now count to 3 and you will be teleported into a happy place that you were thinking of!". "Okay! Onee..." The meteor was near. Tears streamed down her eyes as she saw Baby counting with a smile. "Twooo..." Please think of that happy place, Momma thought, the happy place.
"Three!"
Suddenly, a white flash.
As the earth subdued, clouds of smoke seperated to show emptiness.
The End.
It's a bit like @Apollo345MC's...
Ahem...
Baby stegosaurus and momma stegosaurus step out of their nest. Baby Stego looked up. In the distance, far away, he saw a globe of black smoke. "Mommy, what's that?" Baby Stego asked as the sphere seemingly grew. Momma looked up and instantly recognized it. "Oh no..." she said as she started to walk away. "Mommy, what's wrong? Why are we going away? Why is everyone else going away?" Momma Stego didn't watch where she was going and fell into a pit. "Ugghhh... I'm stuck!" Momma exclaimed as she struggled to escape. She turned around and noticed Baby Stego still there. "What are you doing! Go!" She shrieked as the ball of smoke darkened the sky, getting closer and closer. "I'm not leaving without you!" Baby yelled. The meteor was close. Mommy Stego saw the look of worry on the small stego's face. She faked a grin. "Don't worry, Baby, We're just playing a game!" She continued to speak, tears in her eyes, "Now count to 3 and you will be teleported into a happy place that you were thinking of!". "Okay! Onee..." The meteor was near. Tears streamed down her eyes as she saw Baby counting with a smile. "Twooo..." Please think of that happy place, Momma thought, the happy place.
"Three!"
Suddenly, a white flash.
As the earth subdued, clouds of smoke seperated to show emptiness.
The End.
*cries* Simply beautiful. Subtle, with a strong but underlying message.
i cri errytim.
THX.
IM GREAT IN MAKING PEOPLE CRY!!!
i mean like in writing tragic stories.
I can make you cry with my beautiful words, want me to?
Your entire family's dead.
I told you my beautiful writing would make you cry. xD
I deleted the above post but if you really want to see what clone posted go here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0_(number)#History It is rather interesting, but a bit long to post on here.
This story will make you flood your house with tears.
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It's called "The Ugly Barnacle"
There once was an ugly barnacle.
It was so ugly that everyone died.
The End.
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It's called "The Ugly Barnacle"
There once was an ugly barnacle.
It was so ugly that everyone died.
The End.
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