U stop breathing.
I'm about to take a dump. What's the worst that can happen?
A chainsaw wielding maniac can come up through the plumbing and steal your toilet paper.
As you log on, you feel yourself getting, quite literally, sucked into the game. Next thing you know, you are a bystander. You cautiously roam the halls of the map you know as office, you turn a corner when you see a person with a gun and you jump, you back away slowly, your heart jumping in your chest, as you back away, you continue to roam, four emeralds in your current possession, next, you are tripped, face-first into the floor, all you remember is the gleam of a knife, and red.
About to update my phone, what's the worst that could happen?
The update could contain CIA mind control techniques and brainwash you into a craving for potatoes.
But suddenly, as you're buying potatoes, and agent contacts you and give you a note that he tells you not to open just yet, and that you'll know when to open it.
The years pass and you never open the note, and eventually it gets thrown away.
You feel such guilt over the note and the poor agent that you eventually become a garbage truck driver.
One day on the job while dumping the garbage into the landfill, you see a piece of paper lying on the ground.
Something urges you to pick it up and you do.
It's your note! On the outside, cockroaches are spelling out 'open me' ominously.
You open it shakily, your whole life has been leading up to this point.
You reach inside and pull out an origami box, which you quickly and skillfully put back together.
There's a hole in the box.
You look in the box through that hole.
And on the inside
There's an embarrassing Christmas party photo of Spongebob.
I'm about to make up a long story based on a series of non-linear dissociated events to lead up to a joke ending, what's the worst that could happen?