Pfft, "What's the worst that could happen?"

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U stop breathing.


I'm about to take a dump. What's the worst that can happen?
 
As you log on, you feel yourself getting, quite literally, sucked into the game. Next thing you know, you are a bystander. You cautiously roam the halls of the map you know as office, you turn a corner when you see a person with a gun and you jump, you back away slowly, your heart jumping in your chest, as you back away, you continue to roam, four emeralds in your current possession, next, you are tripped, face-first into the floor, all you remember is the gleam of a knife, and red.

About to update my phone, what's the worst that could happen?
 
You never wake up from a nightmare inside of nightmares

I am sitting down what is the worst that could happen?
U skipped me...
 
U stop breathing.


I'm about to take a dump. What's the worst that can happen?
A chainsaw wielding maniac can come up through the plumbing and steal your toilet paper.

As you log on, you feel yourself getting, quite literally, sucked into the game. Next thing you know, you are a bystander. You cautiously roam the halls of the map you know as office, you turn a corner when you see a person with a gun and you jump, you back away slowly, your heart jumping in your chest, as you back away, you continue to roam, four emeralds in your current possession, next, you are tripped, face-first into the floor, all you remember is the gleam of a knife, and red.

About to update my phone, what's the worst that could happen?
The update could contain CIA mind control techniques and brainwash you into a craving for potatoes.
But suddenly, as you're buying potatoes, and agent contacts you and give you a note that he tells you not to open just yet, and that you'll know when to open it.
The years pass and you never open the note, and eventually it gets thrown away.
You feel such guilt over the note and the poor agent that you eventually become a garbage truck driver.
One day on the job while dumping the garbage into the landfill, you see a piece of paper lying on the ground.
Something urges you to pick it up and you do.
It's your note! On the outside, cockroaches are spelling out 'open me' ominously.
You open it shakily, your whole life has been leading up to this point.
You reach inside and pull out an origami box, which you quickly and skillfully put back together.
There's a hole in the box.
You look in the box through that hole.
And on the inside
There's an embarrassing Christmas party photo of Spongebob.

I'm about to make up a long story based on a series of non-linear dissociated events to lead up to a joke ending, what's the worst that could happen?
 
U skipped me...
Omg sorry I didn't realize ;-;
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The joke is a horrible and you then feel embarrassed and never talk to a living soul again.
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I am about to jump off of a ledge into a pool of jello what's the worst that could happen?
 
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Omg sorry I didn't realize ;-;
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The joke is a horrible and you then feel embraced and never talk to a living soul again.
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I am about to jump off of a ledge into a pool of jello what's the worst that could happen?
"feel embraced."
I think you mean embarrassed. While the words are similar, embraced means to hold something dearly, and embarrassed means what you meant there.

What are you kidding me jumping off a ledge into a pool of jello IS the worst thing that could happen you get all sticky and gross and your fur is a mess that sounds horrible.

I'm about to eat popcorn, what's the worst that could happen?
 
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You could choke and die just because you ate one piece of popcorn.

I'm about to take one step, what's the worst that can happen?
 
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Your microwave could explode and burn down your house and you have to live in your car for the rest of your life

I'm walking home from school! What's the worst that could happen?
 
You could fail miserably and make the worst drawing ever, and then your friend comes over, sees the drawing and takes a picture of it and posts it on the internet. It gets 1,000,000+ likes and views and stuff and everyone you know sees the drawing and makes fun of you for the rest of your life, and you decide to live in a garbage can and spend the rest of your life contemplating life and existence until you die of starvation when you run out of garbage to eat, and no one even finds your body because it was in the garbage can you were living in.

I'm eating breakfast, what's the worst that could happen?
 
The clock ticks.
They're staring at you.
Tick tock.
They're watching.
The bowl rattles with the sound of poured cereal.
The clock chimes 9 bongs.
Your eyelids flicker.
What's going on here?!
How could this happen?!
The clock ticks loudly.
Where is it.
It must be here.
You groan, it's too painful.
The cereal settles slightly, rattling you to your bones.
The clock stops.
You know what must be done.
You made a mistake and you must now fix it.
You're out of milk.

I'm about to steal someone's milk, what's the worst that could happen.
 
The Person finds you stealing their Milk then finds and smacks you using a frying pan and the person locks you inside a cage and you will never escape until you turn into a cow to produce milk.

I'm about to charge my phone, What's the worst that could happen
 
You plug your phone to change and a electric discharge happens that damages your phone completely. You buy a new phone and the process repeats...
I am about to throw away my food what's the worst that can happen?
 
You get so wound up in it you become it and never see the light of day again and people just don't like you


I'm gonna put on makeup, what is the worst that can happen?
 
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