Pfft, "What's the worst that could happen?"

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You and your dog could get kidnapped!

I'm about to pick up a blanket, what's the worst that could happen?!
 
You could spill it all over yourself and not manage to wash it before school causing everyone at school to laugh at you.

I'm about to go on PZ, what's the worst that could happen? (True story)
 
You become addicted then you become part of the game then someone shoots you.

I'm about to feed my cat, what's the worst that could happen?
 
All the food could be gone, then you have to go get some more, but when you get to the store you notice they don't have any either.

I'm about to go to school, what's the worst that can happen? (not really)
 
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You could over toast it, burn your mouth, the burn is so bad you can only eat cold soup for the rest of your life.

I'm gonna eat lunch, what's the worst that can happen?
 
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The lunch is poisoned by a frog.

I'm about to watch anime, what's the worst that could happen?
 
You could watch several friendships and familial bonds get torn by hatred and death as the writers do their best to kill every last shred of humanity within you by making you cry.

I'm about to explode! What's the worst that could happen.
 
The bomb doesn't go off and we're stuck with a cat for another week.

I'm about to go throw my phone because the wifi sucks, what's the worst that could happen?
 
The phone could break and your mom gets mad at you and you're never allowed to get another phone ever again

I'm going swimming! What's the worst that could happen?
 
_PurpleBunny_ said:
The bomb doesn't go off and we're stuck with a cat for another week.
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HEY! I'll fight you!
Prey-food will learn respect!

KellyDawg said:
The phone could break and your mom gets mad at you and you're never allowed to get another phone ever again

I'm going swimming! What's the worst that could happen?
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Drowning? Nah too easy.
You attempt to touch the bottom of the pool, yet always rise to the top.
You begin thinking of this in a metaphorical sense, which leads to even more philosophical questions.
Eventually you consider yourself a 'thoughtful person,' and make philosophy your college major.
Realizing only too late that you can't make a career out of that.
In your attempt to rise to the top by touching the bottom, you've actually become stuck there.

I'm about to lick this pole out in -45 degree weather, what's the worst that could happen?
 
You could die

I'm gonna go poke @FiresLord cause, omg fammmm. What's the worst that could happen?
 
Calico_Kat said:
You could get eaten by a shark in the pool and die
(Cause omg sharks are in all water even pools logic)

I'm gonna go poke @FiresLord cause, omg fammmm. What's the worst that could happen?
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You answered the wrong one fellow feline.
I was just a moment ahead of you.
 
Kra3tys said:
You answered the wrong one fellow feline.
I was just a moment ahead of you.
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Yes yes
Too close
But then I fixed it
Cats working together
(Now continue)
 
Some alien spaceship could go down and crash into your plane, while trying to abduct you for alien experiments.

I'm scrolling through Instagram, what's the worst that can happen?
 
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