ooOOooOOOO scary

[Emviar]

It's going to be Halloween soon, and my last AMA died off pretty quickly, so I thought "hey, why not?"

Let's begin. (wot)

 

[Kraetys]

Are you edible?

 

[Emviar]

Are you edible?

~-- TO CATCH (and cook) AN EMVIAR --~

Hello, and welcome to the fifth edition of this extensive guide on what is likely the most unfamiliar subject to you. We doubt you have ever studied this subject in any sort of schooling; however, this course is tailored to university level.

Catching a wild Emviar is harder than it sounds. This is most likely your first introduction to this complicated art. While the strategy of catching a wild animal may seem obvious, the wild Emviar is much more difficult to see, let alone capture. There are many complicated steps and strategies to finding the elusive creature, and this course was designed to teach you exactly how you can achieve this difficult feat yourself.

Chapter I

So you've decided to tap into the art of catching an Emviar.

Are you scared?

You should be.

*The rest of the book's text has been blotted out by someone... or something.*​

 

[Kraetys]

Why would you blot out and ruin a perfectly good book you monster!?
OH when I get ahold of you you'll wish you were domesticated!
*Gets out numerous weapons and torture tools, including a sewing kit*
I. Will. End. You.

 

[Emviar]

Why would you blot out and ruin a perfectly good book you monster!?
OH when I get ahold of you you'll wish you were domesticated!
*Gets out numerous weapons and torture tools, including a sewing kit*
I. Will. End. You.

I didn't say I did it. The scribbles and stains are much too unorganized for my taste. I prefer an organized mess.

 

[aiden]

Why did you write Spot dead? I'm sad.

 

[Emviar]

Why did you write Spot dead? I'm sad.

Oh uh well

I had to catch an audience quickly and get them excited for the release, right? heh heh ha hoo..... rip spot

I figured out a way to make him important in the story, don't you worry >;D

 

[aiden]

Oh uh well

I had to catch an audience quickly and get them excited for the release, right? heh heh ha hoo..... rip spot

I figured out a way to make him important in the story, don't you worry >;D

YES THE RETURN OF SPOT

 

[null000000]

hi

 

[doge can rap levitate]

wtf is your skin

 

[Emviar]

wtf is your skin

The face is just a mask I put up for the month of October. Otherwise, my skin is the same as it was in September, but I changed the red shirt to an orange one.

 

[goth boy ezra]

are you a batman or superman fan?

 

[Emviar]

are you a batman or superman fan?

I haven't seen any Superman movies, however, I have seen the Batman: The Dark Night trilogy, and I loved them.

 

[goth boy ezra]

I haven't seen any Superman movies, however, I have seen the Batman: The Dark Night trilogy, and I loved them.

YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

 

[Emviar]

YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

what about spooderman tho ;-;

 

[goth boy ezra]

what about spooderman tho ;-;

Batman has no superpowers and is still able to BEAT THE HECK OUT OF SUPERMAN

 

[Kraetys]

Batman has no superpowers and is still able to BEAT THE HECK OUT OF SUPERMAN

He used mostly Kryptonite items though.
Known to take away all of Superman's powers while making him sick.

 

[goth boy ezra]

He used mostly Kryptonite items though.
Known to take away all of Superman's powers while making him sick.

He still outmatch him in strategy, strength and overall fighting.

 

[Kraetys]

He still outmatch him in strategy, strength and overall fighting.

strats? yes. Str? Heck no, not without cryptonite. Fighting? Ya definitely

 

[TheMindi]

What is your favorite movie?