New Years Day Story

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Lmao I thought I'd make a story because I haven't made one in ages
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It was almost January 1st, Mine was preparing his house for the epic new years party. As he latest the table, placing the food and drink in a specific pattern (Dips on the outside, Crisps behind them, Buffet food behind that and Drinks in the middle), he suddenly realised and said to himself "Blimey! I have forgotton the crumpets and tea, for all the British chaps like me. I must pop to the shop before it's too late and my friends start to hate!" He left his house with a grin and a cheer as he knew that a Tesco was near. The doors opened wide and Mine rushed inside. He searched for the needed supplies, It's all gone now, all Mine does is cries. Mine walks home through the darkest of alleyways, eventhough it was the end of the day.
"Hey kid" A man whispers, "Is this what you need?". He pulled out a bag full of all of the food "I'll give you this, if you give me something too"
"Yes! Yes! Anything! I need it all before my doorbell starts to ring!" Mine replied
"I need some TNT... Possibly about 3" the man stated
"Here! Take four! I have so much more!"
The two guys traded their supplies.
The man took only 3, And Mine skipped home in glee.
DING DONG! It was the first guest, But who was it, they must be the best! Mine opened the door and to his surprise, No-one was there... the doorbell told lies :(
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Who could this be, Wow it's the wonderful @Sheriii
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! T'was the door again, This time it was the awesome Megan (You need to say it weirdly.. like megen (btw it's @TheMeganatorz ))
The guest's kept coming, Mine was in delight. He started humming, This will be a great night!

Meanwhile in a lab, @gigosaurus was dressed quite fab
"I have the TNT sir" @Aventasaurus said, "Now please don't hit me on my head"
Gigo replied "Good Good, well done little man, Now I can finish my evil plan!"
He started to craft, whilst laughing his most evil laugh (you need to say it posh-ly) "Voila I have done! The world doesn't know what is yet to come"
He created a firework then he started to twerk... wut "My SuperFireworkV9 will definitely wipe out mankind"

BACK AT MINE'S SWEEGY HOUSE
Everyone from the server had arrived, Shantee (@Eeggnog ), @Hedgeyyy and @Dizzeh too, everyone was there, everyone but 2
@TeenIdle, who was Miley's biggest fan, had found out about Gigo's plan! He disabled the rocket but that was not it, He was shot sky high as the firework was lit. Luckily to save the day, It was our saviour @Booneh . He farted rainbows and started to fly, That must be last night's pie... George was safe once again but that's not how our story ends. As it became the new years day, Everyone was amazed by the fireworks display. Gigo's plan turned out to be good, Just like most of you guessed it would.

THE END
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Lmao that was so bad idk why I turned it into rhyme lol I suck
Btw u technically included all of you guys in the story because I said everyone on the server so get rekt that person who was about to type "y u no includ meh in stori u meani"
 
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I AM REALLY SORRY ABOUT AUTOCORRECT BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY "as he layed/laid the table" lmao I can't spell INSTEAD OF "As he latest the table" SO YOU GUYS WILL PROBABLY FIND MORE ERRORS

OMG I JUST READ THROUGH IT ALL ITS SO BAD LMAOOOO
 
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