Nerd Jokes

[HDU]

A friend of mine told me a good one earlier. Anybody else here have some?

A TCP packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”, barman says “you want a beer?” and TCP packet says “yes, a beer”.

I also had a UDP joke, but you wouldn't get it.

 

[Dynam_Rezinor]

A proton walks into a bar and orders a beer from the neutron.

The proton says,"How much?"

The neutron says, "For you, no charge,"

 

[p234738965]

hank pym created ultron
ultron 8 created vison
vison is a robot ultron is a robot hank pym is a man

 

[HappyCat02]

I have I kind of nerd joke.
A roman walks into a bar and sticks two fingers up at the bar tender, He says "Five beers please."

 

[MissRay]

the struggle of not understanding these

 

[HDU]

I'd tell an IPV6 joke, but you're not ready for it.

the struggle of not understanding these

XD That's the point.