Mummy can I........

[Jayyy]

sure
Mummy can I buy your puppy

There won't be enough space for both of us.

Mom cure me, I got the not so swagg disease.

 

[GreenUprooter]

Ok, sure

Mummy can I laugh in the face of fear?

 

[abbycn]

As long as fear isn't easily aggravated.

Mummy can I go skydiving?

 

[Jayyy]

As long as fear isn't easily aggravated.

Mummy can I go skydiving?

mom how much is swagg+swagg=?

 

[Midnight9746]

As long as fear isn't easily aggravated.

Mummy can I go skydiving?

Yes ^

Mommy can I play Minecraft?

mom how much is swagg+swagg=?

Think 2X the swag or 2times the swag. Idk really.

 

[Dragazo571]

Yes,

Mommy can i buy a nuclear bomb?

 

[VittyGryfindor]

NO.

Mummy can I eat everything inside the fridge then eat the fridge?

 

[Dubstep_Pony]

Yes but not the frid..... GOD DANG IT VITTY!!!!!

Mummy can i have a hug?

 

[GreenUprooter]

No, I'm not your mom.

Mummy, is the answer to life 7?

 

[RazorSlytherin]

No

Mummy can you teach me how babies are made

 

[Jayyy]

No

Mummy can you teach me how babies are made

Storks get them, from somewhere.

Mummy when do i get my cookies?

 

[RazorSlytherin]

When pigs fly

Mummy can I kill one direction they SUCK

 

[PigOnDaXbox]

Yes,

Mummy can I complain to Microsoft that you still can't change your Minecraft name?

 

[PandaPanda]

Because is his wife is here

Mummy can I go jump off the 509000000 foot high cliff into lava shark infested water?

Heck yes! Mommy won't have as much money to pay. Go ahead.

Mother, would you mind if I were to join a street gang, get a tattoo and create a business in buying/selling meth?

 

[RazorSlytherin]

HELL YEAH

Mummy can I have a paper machet human body

 

[shapdoggy]

Yes but dont leave it outside it mkght get ruined.

Mommy can I have the white house?

 

[Jayyy]

Yes but dont leave it outside it mkght get ruined.

Mommy can I have the white house?

No, but you can have the black house.

I WANT MI COOKEHS

 

[GreenUprooter]

Fine, have them, have them all.

Mummy, can I build a player building a player building a player building me?

 

[p234738965]

sure.. if you were a penguin (racism)
mommy can you say to this or the next but you will say no here or somewhere unless you want to say so people can abuse you

 

[RazorSlytherin]

Yes I'm confused now 0_o

Mommy can I have an AK-47