All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR [DARN] LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
-Cave Johnson
sorry I was bored and I'm still waiting for Portal 3 to happen
I'M NOT POST FARMING I PROMISE
-Cave Johnson
sorry I was bored and I'm still waiting for Portal 3 to happen
I'M NOT POST FARMING I PROMISE