Mom! How can _____ kill me?

[oop]

They Turn So Kawaii They Will Eat You

Mom How Can Melanie Martinez Kill Me?

 

[Rounse]

Cuz she'll wash your mouth out with *Toxic* Soap

MAM! How can Pokemon kill me?

 

[Maddie01616]

They kill your Pokemon and then you die of depression

Mom! How can a towel kill me?

 

[oop]

The Towel Will Grow Legs And Eat You

Mim How Can Wearing Glasses Kill Me?

 

[Maddie01616]

You look like a nerd, bullies kill you self esteem, and once again you die of depression!

Mom! How can a book kill me?

 

[oop]

The Knowledge Will Make Your Brain Explode

Mimmy How Can @HeyItz_Remmie Kill Me?

 

[Maddie01616]

They deny your friend request and shatter your heart... ( literally xD )

Mom! How can clothes kill me? .-.

 

[oop]

They deny your friend request and shatter your heart... ( literally xD )

Mom! How can clothes kill me? .-.

(Cri T-T)
Cuz If You Wear Them Too Long You Will Slowly Stop Breathing

Mimmy How Can Donald Trump's Wall Kill Me?

 

[Maddie01616]

It blinds your eyeballs and then you walk into an erupting volcano cause ur blind and then the lava kills you

Mom! How can leg hair kill me?

 

[oop]

Cuz It Will Grow Legs And Arms And Kill Chu

Mimmy How Can @Maddie01616 Kill Me?

 

[Maddie01616]

I will eat you! >:3

Mom! How can balloons kill me?

 

[oop]

They Can't Kill You Sweetie There Balloons

MIMMY How Can Temmie Flakes Kill Me?

 

[Maddie01616]

They're awesomeness kills your sanity.
( Idk )

Mom! How can gloves kill me?

 

[oop]

They Will Attach To Yiur Hands And Make Chu Suicide

Mimmy How Can You Kill Me?

 

[Maddie01616]

I won't I'm ur mum...

Mom! How can love kill me?

 

[Benji]

your Crush/Lover wil dump you leaving you heartles,, then u dont hvae heart cant get blood and die.

MAAAM HOW CANZ MICHEAL PHELPS KILL MAI

 

[Jesi]

Beating you in a swimming race so amazingly that you let yourself drown in the pool.

Mom! How can Gabby Douglas () kill me?

 

[marcy]

By flipping over you.

Mom! How can Brandon Urie kill me?

 

[auoc]

Because we love him but we don't want to let him go.


Mom, how can Spotify kill me?

 

[Fexxeh]

You listen to the ads too much and forget to eat

Mum how can Outlast kill me? (In case you don't know what it is, it's a horror game, just google it XD)