Mom! How can _____ kill me?

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It falls on you, you get a million paper cuts.

Mom! How can Ted Cruz kill me?
 
He's the Zodiac Killer. Stay away from him.

Mom! How can Romeo kill me?
 
With his poison vial.

Mom! How can love kill me?
 
If you love too much it becomes trust that trust will be broken no love no lust that promise held by 2 rings with me and you now your all alone with nothing left to do AHA (like my poetry?)

Mom how can toilet kill me
 
He's the Zodiac Killer. Stay away from him.

Mom! How can Romeo kill me?
But He Wasn't Born Around The Time The Zodiac Killer Was killing Btw Do You Watch Buzzfeed Unsolved?
If you love too much it becomes trust that trust will be broken no love no lust that promise held by 2 rings with me and you now your all alone with nothing left to do AHA (like my poetry?)

Mom how can toilet kill me
The Toilet Will Magicially Grow Hands And Shove Your Face Into The Toilet

Mim How Can Watching Too Much Tv Kill Meh?
 
Idk. Who's mim?

Mom how can Riboflavin kill meh
 
With a knife????
(who the hell is Riboflavin)

Mum how can MCPZ kill me?
#blamegigo
 
With a knife????
(who the hell is Riboflavin)

Mum how can MCPZ kill me?
#blamegigo
Riboflavin is a vitamin XD

Um... because gigo

Mom how can supercalifragilisticexpialadocius kill mah
 
If You Say It To Much You Will Run Out Of Breath And Die

Mom How Can Pokeman Go Kill Me?
 
You'll walk onto a highway trying to catch a pikachu and you'll get killed by a truck

Mum how can Anime kill me #blamegoku
 
Too many ninjas and robots and catgirls come tear you open with their claws

Mom how can fishing kill me?
 
A giant fish will swallow you

Mum how can Monkey's kill me?
 
Because they bite

Mom how can AquaraiX kill me?
 
Watching too much Suicide Squad

Mum How can watching the Olympics kill me?
 
Cuz your friends will kill ya cuz you smell diffrent and they'll think your an imposter and AHHHHH
(yep, i just bust in :D)
Mum! How can Dubstep kill me?
 
Becuz dubstep will step on you,

MOMMY HOW CAN NYAN CAT KILL ME?!
 
You'll choke on the rainbow farts

Mom how can poking GIGO kill me ?
 
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