Mom! How can _____ kill me?

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You're a son/daughter. And one day, you wonder if something could kill you, so you ask mom.

In this game, write something in the blank "Mom! How can _____ kill me?"
The replier (the mom) will conjure a wacky response. After that, another son/daughter will ask.

For example:
Player 1: Mom! How can soap kill me?
Player 2: You feel it coming out your throat. Then you guess you better wash your mouth out with soap. The taste of Dove soap explodes your taste buds.
Player 3: Mom! How can Jacob Sartorius kill me?
Player 4: By shoving a sweatshirt over your head, you suffocate. Dead. R.I.P Son.

Be creative please! :p

I'll start...
Mom! How can Donald Trump kill me?
 
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By building a wall around you that was paid by Mexico but collapses.

Mom! How can pizza kill me?
 
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vegetables eat you from the inside and burn through your bones, child.

mom, how can bleach kill me?
 
did i never tell you, too much of a good thing is not good for you!

mom, how can being too hipstertumblrswag kill me?? :(
 
have you seen the things on tumblr? that's a deep dark hole no one wants to fall in.

mom, how can mcpz kill me?
 
are you serious?! only nooblets sleep! real humans grow another brain that can recharge and be used when the other one is tired!

mom, how can headphones kill me?
 
By turning the volume up to max and blow out your eardrums so badly it damages your brain.

Mom, how can petting my dog kill me?
 
By reaching to pet your dog, but you pet the kitchen knife. You have hemophilia (thanks to your father) and blood quickly erupts from your hand wound.

Mom, how can dad kill me?
 
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Child abuse.

Mom, how can jelly/jam kill me?
 
My sweet child, you're fatally allergic to jelly and jam. If you put them in your sandwich, the digestion triggers you to vomit, as the jelly and jam laugh in your stomach. You wheeze once more until you're lungs explode into tiny bits. Such a violent death...

Mom! How can a sponge kill me?
 
It will come to life. Put some pants on, steal your Krabby Patty formula for Plankton and then laugh at you until you cry to unconsciousness.

Mom! How can a potato kill me?
 
By turning on you with a kitchen knife, when you attempt to slice it into french fries.

Mom! How can exercise kill me?
 
I thought you knew! You have fatal asthma.

Mom! How can penguins kill me?
 
When you zip up the zipper and get stuck on your *cough* stomach *cough* and is v painful and you ded

Mum! How can Minecraft kill me?
 
It smothers you with it's delicious jelly and you suffocate.

Mum! How can deodorant kill me?
 
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