MCPZ Rap Battles v2.0!

[GG GunterGaming]

Yes I know there is another rap battle thread but nobody posts on that anymore so I made a new one!
You know the rules:
One person rap, rap, rappity rap rap,
Another person rappity rap, rap rap, rap,
Begin.

 

[p234738965]

well im ont the penguin side ... eghm(cough)... rap unbeatable like a boss

 

[GG GunterGaming]

*ahem*

rappity rap rap Penguins
rap rap rappity I win

 

[snowopsia]

Ah - Walk in and the air gets chilled.
Chaos ensues as the blood gets spilled.
No subtlety left, step into the room -
Knife out, next one to move you're doomed.

 

[PandaPanda]

Ah - Walk in and the air gets chilled.
Chaos ensues as the blood gets spilled.
No subtlety left, step into the room -
Knife out, next one to move you're doomed.

Dripping down, I smother in lye.
The bittersweet pain, how comforting, sublime.
My entrance is revolting, your cries are shrill.
The end is nigh, your chances are nil.

 

[ModernArt]

Never Trust The Minecraft Queen, You Know She's Like A BOSS lIKE WHAT but I'd like to say Minecraft Goes On!


MINECRAFT QUEEN, MINECRAFT QUEEN
we such keen!

 

[snowopsia]

Dripping down, I smother in lye.
The bittersweet pain, how comforting, sublime.
My entrance is revolting, your cries are shrill.
The end is nigh, your chances are nil.

[Detective perspective]

Oh, look who's brought a knife to a gun fight.
I've tracked your crimes for weeks, and it comes down to this one night
No better detective, I'll show you how it's done.

 

[PandaPanda]

[Detective perspective]

Oh, look who's brought a knife to a gun fight.
I've tracked your crimes for weeks, and it comes down to this one night
No better detective, I'll show you how it's done.

My shimmering crimson eyes glimmer in the moonlight.
I've the mind of a mastermind, I kill only in spite.
You lay lifeless on the ground, for I've already won.

 

[GG GunterGaming]

(random bystander)
huy guys i gut 2 mach swegg
whet r wee doin? r wee playin tag?
now i donta meen 2 brag
ima zig and zag may waye into viktory
you be histery
got 2 mach trikery
burn u into rotisserie
wait,
y dere be ded body on ground?
i turn around
i look around
i turn d other waye around
i found a gun so i hang around
then i hear a sound
and-
*thump*
*ghost emerges*
omg u newbs y u shoot me i inocent lern how 2 play

 

[snowopsia]

Fill his brain with lead!
Okay, take a breath, aim for the head..

*miss*

Oh, that was your chance, what a surprise,
Now it's time to take a guided tour of your insides~

 

[p234738965]

Let's strop murder and start umm.. Brink of insanity reach

 

[Dizzeh]

Fill his brain with lead!
Okay, take a breath, aim for the head..

*miss*

Oh, that was your chance, what a surprise,
Now it's time to take a guided tour of your insides~

Around and around the map, like a maze,
Hearing all the screams, it's such a craze,
Could it really be, the fifth and final piece,
To become a part, of the secret police.

 

[RazorSlytherin]

The secret police aint nothin to me
Cause I rock this town as a TRUE police
I will rock this town with my big fat gun
But wait,
Now I'm dead and your the only one

LIVE ON MURDERER

 

[GG GunterGaming]

ok
today da day
i find tha killa
to save da day
find da emerald gem
as i eat mi m&m
4 down, 1 too goes
look out noobs, u get pwnd

i reach for mi gun
u know ish fun
hidin unda da sun
dont tri too run
imma shoot ya, one by 1
HOME RUN
i took u down, now i namber 1
wait,
he innocent
...
MY KARMAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Dynam_Rezinor]

Really? Is that it?
Humans, Pokemon and a penguin without wit?
I can do better than that.
Throw away the hat.
You knew it just got serious when I called you out as a rat.
This game is your lifeline.
Like EA and Battlefield: Hardline.
The thread goes cold
It's going to die.
Put it out of it's misery and
say "Goodbye."

Now I know you're all going to come and reply
but don't bother
because by the end you'll cry.

 

[Dizzeh]

Oh, is that how you wanna play?
Is that really all you have to say?
I know the rules to this game,
By the end, I'll have all the fame.
Do you really wanna go?
'Cuz I have more to show.
I may be a girl,
do a spin or a twirl.
But boy, I'll have you know,
you won't win this show.

 

[GG GunterGaming]

Really? Is that it?
Humans, Pokemon and a penguin without wit?
I can do better than that.
Throw away the hat.
You knew it just got serious when I called you out as a rat.
This game is your lifeline.
Like EA and Battlefield: Hardline.
The thread goes cold
It's going to die.
Put it out of it's misery and
say "Goodbye."

Now I know you're all going to come and reply
but don't bother
because by the end you'll cry.

Once again, the battle begins...

Now listen, you red eyed vampire,
Imma turn you into my car tire.
My rhymes are ice cold and hot fire,
Your insults go in the deep fryer.

You gonna retire
'cause you just a weak liar,
I just keep on gettin' higher
I'll encase you in barbed wire.

Nothing you acquire,
Will prevent my desire.
You better run back to your choir,
but I won't ever cease-fire.

Admit it, Dynam, just stop with your rhymes
'cause I just beat you the... um... 3... 4... 5... 6! 6th time!!!!!

 

[Dynam_Rezinor]

Once again, the battle begins...

Now listen, you red eyed vampire,
Imma turn you into my car tire.
My rhymes are ice cold and hot fire,
Your insults go in the deep fryer.

You gonna retire
'cause you just a weak liar,
I just keep on gettin' higher
I'll encase you in barbed wire.

Nothing you acquire,
Will prevent my desire.
You better run back to your choir,
but I won't ever cease-fire.

Admit it, Dynam, just stop with your rhymes
'cause I just beat you the... um... 3... 4... 5... 6! 6th time!!!!!

First off you don't LISTEN to text
Second you better remember what I'm gonna say next.
Run away penguin or I'll summon my T-Rex
or curse you with a curse that no one expects

Fly! Fly penguin till you burn in front of the sun.
I've already won.
I don't even need a gun,
'cause there'll be none
of you left son!

Your rapping is laughable and ironic.
I'm throwing rhymes at you faster than Sonic
Your insults are so small they're atomic
Here's a term!: 'Idiotic'

Try and rap your way out of this, happy feet.
Take a seat.
I'll take you from the dungeon to the torture room, it's pretty neat.
That's where I'll keep you and choke you with peat.
And that's when you'll finally admit defeat.

 

[GG GunterGaming]

First off you don't LISTEN to text
Second you better remember what I'm gonna say next.
Run away penguin or I'll summon my T-Rex
or curse you with a curse that no one expects

Fly! Fly penguin till you burn in front of the sun.
I've already won.
I don't even need a gun,
'cause there'll be none
of you left son!

Your rapping is laughable and ironic.
I'm throwing rhymes at you faster than Sonic
Your insults are so small they're atomic
Here's a term!: 'Idiotic'

Try and rap your way out of this, happy feet.
Take a seat.
I'll take you from the dungeon to the torture room, it's pretty neat.
That's where I'll keep you and choke you with peat.
And that's when you'll finally admit defeat.

Listen up, Dynam, you lazy slop,
your T-Rex got nottin' on my triceratops.
You better call the Sick Burn Cops,
'cause you know my crimes are nonstop.

They call me Happy Feet,
'cause my moves are too sweet.
Face it, you freak,
I just can't be beat.

(Eminem Rap God mode)

You piece of concrete,
found your skin on the streets.
While I lay in my suite,
sippin' bubble tea.

It's an easy feat,
to know that you cheat.
Better get back onto your high chair,
betore I knock you off your feet.

Just accept defeat,
I'm just too elite.
Your rap isn't complete,
your skills are petite.

You're gonna rage quit,
doing Ctrl+Alt+Del.
Just move to Canada,
If you can't take the heat.

 

[Dizzeh]

First off you don't LISTEN to text
Second you better remember what I'm gonna say next.
Run away penguin or I'll summon my T-Rex
or curse you with a curse that no one expects

Fly! Fly penguin till you burn in front of the sun.
I've already won.
I don't even need a gun,
'cause there'll be none
of you left son!

Your rapping is laughable and ironic.
I'm throwing rhymes at you faster than Sonic
Your insults are so small they're atomic
Here's a term!: 'Idiotic'

Try and rap your way out of this, happy feet.
Take a seat.
I'll take you from the dungeon to the torture room, it's pretty neat.
That's where I'll keep you and choke you with peat.
And that's when you'll finally admit defeat.

Hey, leave the penguin alone,
I don't really like your tone.
Yes, his breath may stink.
But he eats fish, make the link!

You may think you're cool,
But you're just a tool.
Lookin' up your raps online,
You know, they barely rhyme.

Tip toe little vampire,
I'll burn you with fire.
You're just a pale little fang face.
Ya can't keep up with my pace.

Maybe next time you'll rethink.
Your anger is reaching the brink.
Do you need ice to cool that burn?
My raps take a while to learn...

But in the end, you won't win.
I'll finish this with a grin.