MCPZ Rap Battles Of History

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Hello! Welcome To MCPZ Rap Battles Of History!

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How To Play:
So the game is, the person above you has picked a famous person.
And you must make a creative mini rap to BASH that person as the character you choose.
And the rap must be based off the persons aboves charcters life, features, hometown, anything to do with the person aboves charcters life.
So basically the game is Epic Rap Battles Of History, except clean.

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Example:
PersonAboveYou133: C
haracter: Sherlock Holmes
*Mini raps, bashing person above, in the way they think Sherlock Holmes would talk*


PersonBelowYou123: Charcter: Batman
Shut up, nerd, i serve justice, so eat it
My sidekick only comes around, when he's needed!
Boy wonder make a wonder how your butt got kicked
Quite harder than those hounds down in baskerville
I'll bust you with that bat whack rap repellant
Rappin' a buildin', snatch a villain and by dinner be chilling
Gotta sing about your homegirl irene adler
To come back to my nest, up and pucker splendour
I'll shatter that fiddle with a chop of the hand.

PersonBelowBelowYou145: Character: John Cena
*Mini raps like John Cena would probably, and bashes Batmans life/lifestyle/etc*

And So On

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Rules:
1. Please do not bash the person acting as there charcter, Bash THE character
2. Try to act like your charcter, rap in the way they most likely would've.
3. Do no aim to hurt peoples feelings
4. Keep it clean. Stay PG-13.
5. Do not copy someone elses lyrics, or online. Atleast try play.
6. All MCPZ rules still apply
7. Don't use charcters that will offend someone, also, do not use racist terms or anything similar.
(Hitler has been counted as a offensive character, so please don't use him)
8. Have fun❤

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Credits:
Full Credits to Epic Rap Battles Of History For The Idea.
Also @hhamp1 because he made a game like this which reminded me of ERBOH
(Epic Rap Battles Of History)

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Begin!

So you can start, you may now bash, my charcter.

My Character: Hermione Granger







 
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Ariana Grande
Shut up I am famous
But i eat Famous amus (Idk)
I'm really cool
But I can't use a tool.
I write songs and perform
But I prefer to eat popcorn

*drop the mic*
 
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Ariana Grande

Shut up I am famous
But i eat Famous amus (Idk)
I'm really cool
But I can't use a tool.
I write songs and perform
But I prefer to eat popcorn

*drop the mic*
My Character: Taylor Swift

Oh honey thats cute
but your ryhmes are "trash"
To catch up to me is like...
Being in your wildest dreams.
Can you really call yourself a "Dangerous Woman"?
When you cant even write your own music.

(Lmao dont worry i love ariana, also i cant rap. Just imagine a beat with it xD)
 
My character ~ Phineas (from phineas and ferb :p)

Oh hi, by the way, do you know what you're doing today?
Bet not, because you're just waiting for some guy!
No one even likes you, or what you do.
So go away, or my sister will bust you!

-cue mic drop-
 
Character: Death the Kid
Your grades are even more asymmetrical than your head;
Bruh, you look like you're 3, homie, it's your naptime, go to bed.
Your pet's a secret agent platypus
Who can't even lift a pound, wuss.
Last time you kissed someone, your nose would make them have bled.

shinigami out
 
My character: Harry Potter

I heard your father is a god
Well thats rather "Riddikulus"
I could banish you with the swish of my wand
Thats as easy as it is to complete that mission from the "great" beyond
Atleast my parents didnt abandon me so i could go on a quest
I saved a million lives, and some others did the rest.
And what did you do?
Absolutely nada *ooohhhh*

(Lmao i cant rap. Good luck)
 
Character: Kirito (From SaO)

So you use magic to fight your foes,
I face games with the pain of my reality
while you live in your fantasy where no one is harmed
try surviving in SaO without your magic
then come see me when you're done.

(I Don't think any of us can Rap xD)
 
Hello my name is pinkie pie and i want to be your friend!
its funny how you got with the wrong girl at the end
i mean, dont hate me but asuna is kinda boring
Whenever she spoke i started snoring :/
but back to reality,i think the victory is mine
and I think you should go back to sword art offline.
 
(Tbh thats probably the best one so far, lmao. Good job)

My character: Theodore Roosevelt

You say back to reality but your a online myth
So cut back to humantiy, your a miss from a hit
My little pony, try my little losers
I created a museum so get back on your bestest pony friend Twitter Cruiser
Dont forget to smile and be a gentlecolt
Its not everday we get to see you bolt

(What have i done... twitter cru-im done)
 
My character: Tyler Joseph
Hello how's the run
I joined for good fun
I'm a singer , I don't carry a gun
Do I even know you?
I'm too lazy to study too
Who even studies history
You know what's better? Mystery
I'm dropping the book
Are you ready to cook? (I honestly do not know, I tried)
 
Gigosarus.

I hear you stressing over nothing
but i see that you're bluffing
I had to google you, I think that says something
There's only one thing
that I want you to know
Im the one who stole your car radio :)
 
Character: Barney

Yo listen up!
I am the only dinosaur
So gigo should leave
He aint wanted no more
I may be a Dino from your imagination,
But my raps are better than your 'creations'
I dont love you
but you love me
im the purple dinosaur
my name's BARNEY
 
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Character: Light Yagami

Hey, bro
Looks like you were kicked off of your own show
It was for cussin' at a kid
Yo, you know that crap don't go.
You're probably jealous of my sick rhymes and my super smooth flow
Hey, mate, you better listen here, yo
You know the kids who used to watch you did grow
You better know they don't even like you no mo.'
word
Your purple face makes me really wanna hurl
You're so ugly, bro you can't even get any girls
Your dinosaur hands can't even make a pencil twirl
Get schooled, homie, cuz I'm the god of this new world.

Actually that turned out extraordinarily well.
You know I'm coming for you, L.
Better go hide in your shell.

wHY AM I STILL CONTINUING, WHAT THE HELL?
 
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i is eminem
MOM SPAGHETTI vomit on his sweater all reddy hes nervous buts he is CLAMS SPAGHETTI
He forgot what he wrote only spaghetti will come out hes choking now everybody choking now
BLAWUHG that spaghetti you never let go u only get one spahghehhtie do not miss your chance to eat its SPAGHETTI bro once in a life time YO
 
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