Math and Science Jokes!

[Kraetys]

Post your science jokes here I'll start!
What did the atom say about its extra electron?
I've got to keep anion that one!
What was the electrons excuse for leaving its atom?
It needed a va-cation!

 

[aiden]

 

[alexithymia]

Know any jokes about sodium?
Na.

 

[Killerzombie75]

Goddangit i took chemistry for 2 years, got a 5 on the AP exam and I cant tell you a single joke other than the ones that have been killed. That. Is sad.

 

[alexithymia]

I have no other jokes because I'm dead on the inside therefore have no sense of humor.

 

[Dragazo571]

Brings banana into lab


K.

 

[Emviar]

I would tell you guys a science joke, but

I don't think I'd get a reaction

 

[Elkiehh]

This is a funny 1: science sucks

 

[Kraetys]

This is a funny 1: science sucks

Oh feel free to stop using running water, electricity, wifi, and all the other luxuries science brings.

 

[Elkiehh]

Oh feel free to stop using running water, electricity, wifi, and all the other luxuries science brings.

That was my joke but ok. I actually really enjoy science.

 

[nighty]

So one time my mom bought me a 14kt gold necklace with my name engraved into it, and one day it just snapped in half.

I was like "Au, man!"
end my suffering