Make the most pointless staff application.

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Basically, make the most stupid helper application you can make. For example:

Age: 1337
IGN: xXx_GetRektForEvaOrDieXDLolThisDoesntEvenMakeSense_xXx
Timezone and Location: I live in the Milkyway Galaxy. Idk what the timezone is sounded weird.
Why you want to be a helper: For a reason.
How often are you online: 666-1337 days.
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: I am active on the server.

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Let them spam. I spam all the time.
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Let them carry on.
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Pretend to go AFK.
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Rek them.
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I warn them for lieing.
Someone is hacking, what do you do: /bna

Welp, this application is totally getting accepted.
 
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Age: 200000000000000000000000022232323232323
IGN: chikeneetrfrvs44
Timezone and Location: i liev ien chiken laend
Why you want to be a helper: becauz i chiken
How often are you online: 3233343-50000 chikan hours
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: on all deh server

Someone is spamming, what do you do: throw eggz at dem
Someone is swearing, what do you do: throw more eggz at demm
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: throw more & more eggz at demmm
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: throw more & more & more eggz at demmmm
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: throw more & more & more & more eggz at demmmmm
Someone is hacking, what do you do: /ban them and throw eggs at them

(EDIT: I love to spell like a noob sometimes :3)
 
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Age: 420
IGN: XxX_M4thN3rd_XxX
Timezone and Location: Your Mom
Why you want to be a helper: because I can math
How often are you online: 724629462 seconds
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: [Recacted]

Someone is spamming, what do you do: /ban
Someone is swearing, what do you do: /ban
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: /ban
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: /give Mudderir GreenStone 999
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: /rekt
Someone is hacking, what do you do: /promote Haxer Owner
 
Age: 4203601337
IGN: XxXxX_MLGPewDiePieMLG_XxXxX
Timezone and Location: YT
Why you want to be a helper: TO BAN EVERYONE THEN BE THE OWNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How often are you online: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Hours
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: RPs
Someone is spamming, what do you do: give them E+ for free
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Swear with him
Someone is being harrassed, what do you do: join the illuminati
Someone keeps randomly shooting ppl in murd, wat do u do: give him 1000000000 karma
Someone was warned buy you but they were falsely accused: Swear at him and ban him after
Someone is haxing, what do you do: give him 1000$ irl
(xd)
 
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Age: Omg why do you need my age you stalked omg not telling stalker omg calling the police omg omg omg
IGN: WHAT'S AN IGN!??!?!
Timezone and Location: I live in the Red Keep and I'm the slave of The Emperor. Don't mess with him. You WILL die.
Why you want to be a helper: Idk really I joined yesterday and I want to boss people around
How often are you online: One second a day
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Ummm Idk really I mean I only go on for like 1 sec so like lobby I guess

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Ooooh! Let's spam more! Yes!
Someone is swearing, what do you do: DUH! I start referencing the Rated R movie!
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Get popcorn and watch the fight.
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: I chant for them and say "XD" in chat
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I warn them again because nobody sasses me
Someone is hacking, what do you do: DUH! I ask them what mod they're using. It MUST be a cool mod.
 
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MysticalEllen said:
Age: Omg why do you need my age you stalked omg not telling stalker omg calling the police omg omg omg
IGN: WHAT'S AN IGN!??!?!
Timezone and Location: I live in the Red Keep and I'm the slave of The Emperor. Don't mess with him. You WILL die.
Why you want to be a helper: Idk really I joined yesterday and I want to boss people around
How often are you online: One second a day
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Ummm Idk really I mean I only go on for like 1 sec so like lobby I guess

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Ooooh! Let's spam more! Yes!
Someone is swearing, what do you do: DUH! I start referencing the Rated R movie!
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Get popcorn and watch the fight.
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: I chant for them and say "XD" in chat
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I warn them again because nobody sasses me
Someone is hacking, what do you do: DUH! I ask them what mod they're using. It MUST be a cool mod.
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Thank you for the application! Welcome to the team.
 
MysticalEllen said:
Age: Omg why do you need my age you stalked omg not telling stalker omg calling the police omg omg omg
IGN: WHAT'S AN IGN!??!?!
Timezone and Location: I live in the Red Keep and I'm the slave of The Emperor. Don't mess with him. You WILL die.
Why you want to be a helper: Idk really I joined yesterday and I want to boss people around
How often are you online: One second a day
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Ummm Idk really I mean I only go on for like 1 sec so like lobby I guess

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Ooooh! Let's spam more! Yes!
Someone is swearing, what do you do: DUH! I start referencing the Rated R movie!
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Get popcorn and watch the fight.
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: I chant for them and say "XD" in chat
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I warn them again because nobody sasses me
Someone is hacking, what do you do: DUH! I ask them what mod they're using. It MUST be a cool mod.
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this is totally being accepted. u deserve to be MOD
 
xD
 
Age: 999,999,999, turning a billion tomorrow
IGN: __CuteSpoiledBrat__
Timezone and Location: I live in the sun so idk
Why you want to be a helper: Bc I'm a spoiled brat and I get everything I want
How often are you online: Like 1 hour, but that doesn't matter because I get everything I want
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Creative, doing my RPS

Someone is spamming, what do you do: OMG! I'm painting my nails! No time for this!
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Let them swear, Gigo will take care of it even if he's not online
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Do /no msg, Bc I get whatever tf I want
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: It's not agenst the rules so I let them like shoot whoever they want, but if they shoot me and I'm a bystander/murder I ban them
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: Ban then
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Ask them for their hacks, they must have good hacks
 
Gabby said:
Age: 999,999,999, turning a million tomorrow
IGN: __CuteSpoiledBrat__
Timezone and Location: I live in the sun so idk
Why you want to be a helper: Bc I'm a spoiled brat and I get everything I want
How often are you online: Like 1 hour, but that doesn't matter because I get everything I want
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Creative, doing my RPS

Someone is spamming, what do you do: OMG! I'm painting my nails! No time for this!
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Let them swear, Gigo will take care of it even if he's not online
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Do /no msg, Bc I get whatever tf I want
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: It's not agenst the rules so I let them like shoot whoever they want, but if they shoot me and I'm a bystander/murder I ban them
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: Ban then
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Ask them for their hacks, they must have good hacks
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Accepted! :)
 
Any1 wanna hear my admin application?
Well too bad.
Here it is.
How old are you? 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
What time zone or country do you live in? I live in Neptune so idk rly tbh
What is your Minecraft username? _MeWantAdminRN_
Which IDE do you use? Um idk. I think I use this one called Minecraft? Not sure if you heard of it
What previous experience (if any) do you have at developing as part of a team for a Minecraft server? None, but I know I'm gonna get admin
Are you aware of all the potential issues that may occur and how to deal with them? Nope! I don't even know how to code lol!
Why should we accept you? What previous projects have you worked? I have never worked on a project, because I don't know how to code. Although, you should accept be because I am fabulous.
This is totally getting accepted if my helper isn't.
 
Age: I dunt know how to count but u think 5
IGN: Uhhh ummm Uhhh I dunt remember oh weit it's MyNameIsJeff
Timezone and Location: The time is: 6:66:21.
Why you want to be a helper: Cuz I wenna play minecraft.
How often are you online: I talk 5 days in a day.
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: InvFaction. (We don't have facs haha)

Someone is spamming, what do you do: /Kill ZeLuckyPitsa
Swearing: Lol I'll call my mom to tell him not to swear near 5 yes uld
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Harass him too bc y not?.
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: When de gun fells I take it and then shoot random people and we tim.
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: /bna 5000000000000000000000000009999999696696969679696969696969696969696969696969 hrs.
Someone is hacking, what do you do: I ack dem tu
 
Age: twennywan
IGN: TA1NDONLED0DUBBOLG
Timezone and Location: lazytown
Why you want to be a helper: becoz i m a beest
How often are you online:
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Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: the mlg sections. which is NUN OHHHH REKT

Someone is spamming, what do you do: eat a mufin
Someone is swearing, what do you do: teach them it in spanish
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: join in
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: /bna
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: temp ban i is alwayz rite
Someone is hacking, what do you do: asked them were 2 downlode
 
Age: 7
IGN: my name iS hanah
Timezone and Location: austrialia
Why you want to be a helper: becuz my mummy says i great help
How often are you online: wat
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: i don no

Someone is spamming, what do you do: wat spam/
Someone is swearing, what do you do: my mummy says swear is bad!!!1
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: they don no what they talk abiut
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: its a gam, if they quit it ok
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: it don matter, they did wrong thing!!`
Someone is hacking, what do you do: wat hack?

best application ever.

EDIT: If this was my real application.. haha, priceless. c:
 
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Age: 10 seconds
IGN: OmgLolPancakesRektAreYoum8OmgLikeTotally
Timezone and Location: Potato states of Canada
Why you want to be a helper: Because i can
How often are you online: Never
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: I'm most active on the...oh...wait....im not active at all

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Tell them to continue
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Tell them to continue
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Just laugh and watch
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: I shoot people in murder too
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I ban them from the server and from the forums
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Tell them to destroy everything

XD
 
Age: 4898578495874839687584394856594
IGN: dogeminecraftpartuzonethisdosentmakesensedoseit
Timezone and Location: waht?
Why you want to be a helper: i love the owner and the owner is my wife
How often are you online: 9876789765678-8447857 days
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: i live on the server

Someone is spamming, what do you do: /promote * owner
Someone is swearing, what do you do: /nick person OWNER
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: log off
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: /bna
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: /ban gigosaurus
Someone is hacking, what do you do: /promote hacker owner
 
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