Make the most pointless staff application.

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Age: 12
IGN: MyMotherDroppedMe
Timezone and Location: It is 10.51 a.m and I am in a house!
Why you want to be a helper: I don't want to help people! I want amazing powers!
How often are you online: I am online now.
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Where did my mother drop me?

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Spam with them.
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Swear with them.
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Harass them.
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Shoot them.
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: Warn them again.
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Hack with them.
 
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Age: 90
IGN: xxxxxxxxxxxxHaxerxxxxxxxxxxx
Timezone and Location: DUH, Neko Atsume
Why you want to be a helper: so I can ban ppl who build and do rp
How often are you online: about 5 seconds 4 friends
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Pixel Painters

Someone is spamming, what do you do: if they're not saying I suck I'll let them :p
Someone is swearing, what do you do: look at the above :p
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: tell the person being harrased that: "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRUH"
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: give them an oscar
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: get the dog
Someone is hacking, what do you do: them free rank and blame it on owner
 
Age: Unknown
IGN: Some_Random_Pig_plays_MC
Timezone and Location: Timezone: It's liek 64:52 a.m. right now so... Location: The fiery pits of the underworld
Why you want to be a helper: /bna innocent noobs
How often are you online: The real question is: what do you do when you're not on Minecraft? Answer: Undertale. (I can't get past Undyne .-.)
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: I usually go for the pacifist route so... wait we're not talking about Undertale?

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Mute them 4ever
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Eat Papyrus's spaghetti and pretend to like it
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Harass them even more
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Become the shooter
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: Ban them anyway. On this server, IT'S BAN OR BE BANNED
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Hack their computer to make them stop hacking so the hacking won't continue. Then I'll stop the hacking so no one else would hack and if they do, I'll murder their guts out.

How much you wanna bet I get accepted? ;)
 
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Age: 6
IGN: ilikefnaf
Timezone: earth time
Why do you want to be helper?: so people like me
How often are you online?: once a year, I like FNAF better
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: the lobby

Someone is spamming, what do you do: I spam with them! :D
Someone is swearing, what do you do: lol who cares?
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: whats that?
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: lol avoid them duh
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I cri
Someone is hacking, what do you do: lol haxors are cool. I give them an elite rank

if I dun gut helper i'll tell gigo D:<
 
Age: 5
IGN: prettypinkbutterfly
Timezone and Location: my mommy says not to answer this
Why you want to be a helper: Idk really I joined yesterday and I want to boss people around
How often are you online: 100/10
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: nostril land

Someone is spamming, what do you do: join in duh
Someone is swearing, what do you do: tell my mommy
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: /kill them so I can have the gun
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: lol nobody was falsely accused by me
Someone is hacking, what do you do: ask for the mod link duh
 
Trin said:
Age: 7
IGN: my name iS hanah
Timezone and Location: austrialia
Why you want to be a helper: becuz my mummy says i great help
How often are you online: wat
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: i don no

Someone is spamming, what do you do: wat spam/
Someone is swearing, what do you do: my mummy says swear is bad!!!1
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: they don no what they talk abiut
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: its a gam, if they quit it ok
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: it don matter, they did wrong thing!!`
Someone is hacking, what do you do: wat hack?

best application ever... c;
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hold the phone
I made this.
well
ok. guess i'll retry making another app

Age: sans
IGN: sans
Timezone and Location: undertale
Why you want to be a helper: im a skeleton
How often are you online: sans
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: puns

Someone is spamming, what do you do: steal their soul
Someone is swearing, what do you do: grillbys
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: ketchup
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh don't eat pap's spaghetti
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: a hooman
Someone is hacking, what do you do: bad tem
 
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Age - AS OLD AS THE WORLD
Ign- BOBPLAYSCLASHROYAL
timezone- IDK IM A NOOB
Why you want to be a helper - cause im swagy
How Often are you online?- Never
Which Sections of PZ are you mostly active on - SG
Someone is Spamming whaat do you do?- Give them Elite+
Someone is swearing what do you do - tell them to eat a potatoe
someone is being harrased, what do you do - /bna the world
someone rdmly keeps shooting people in mur what do you do - give the person 10000000 billion coins
someone was warned by you but they were falsley accused - give them a cookie
someone is hacking,what do you do - give them 20 cookies
 
Age: 2
IGN: idek
Timezone and Location: I live in a blue box cuz I can. My timezone is Uranus time
Why you want to be a helper: cause I am cool
How often are you online: never cuz I'm too cool for minecraft
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: I am too cool for that stuff

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Tell them to eat a pineapple
Someone is swearing, what do you do: I eat their waffle
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: I tell them to shut up and stop being a crybaby
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: /tp them off the map
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: /permban
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Tell them "nawh hackin dude it is against da rules"
 
Dessicha // Trin said:
hold the phone
I made this.
well
ok. guess i'll retry making another app

Age: sans
IGN: sans
Timezone and Location: undertale
Why you want to be a helper: im a skeleton
How often are you online: sans
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: puns

Someone is spamming, what do you do: steal their soul
Someone is swearing, what do you do: grillbys
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: ketchup
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh don't eat pap's spaghetti
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: a hooman
Someone is hacking, what do you do: bad tem
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Undertale? YEASH!!!
 
Yea, ik I made one already. But this is fun. And completely pointless.
Age: 21 in pig years
IGN: A_Guy_With_A_Turtle_In_His_Pants_Plays_MC
Timezone and Location: Octoberary 3st at 76:00 pm
Why you want to be a helper: So I can rek noobs and be top of tab and never get warned
How often are you online: -62 hours each minute
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: On someone's head

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Wear moldy cheese as a hat
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Wonder why the steak I'm eating looks like Mettaton's face
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Go to McDonald's and order 2 bottles of ketchup with a side of mustard
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Call them a flapdoodle
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: 7 YEARS DUNGEON!!!
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Drive meh mom's car into innocent pineapples

If I get accepted, then life is great
 
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age: Uhm exactly 2 and 72 days, 22 hours, 54 minutes, and 45 seconds.
ign: AnxiousPeiceOfCrap
timezone: Its exactly 2:54 am. And I am still wide awake.
why: Because I want to ba-- I mean, help the comoonity!
how often: About 24.... 5
which sections: I spend 3/4 of my day in the stinky throne room.
spamming: Tell them to shut the heck up
swearing: Tell them to get lost
harrasing: Mommy says I should stay out of it
rdm: Kill them
falsely accusing: Well tuff your done now
hax: Run the other way
 
Age: 8
IGN: mcpz
Timezone and Location: at my house
Why you want to be a helper: because i want to
How often are you online: never
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: stop

Someone is spamming, what do you do: tell them to be quiet plz
Someone is swearing, what do you do: swear at them back
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: harass them too
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: tell them to stop and then shoot them and shoot more people
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: keep them banned anyways because i never mess up
Someone is hacking, what do you do: ask them what hacks it is so i can use it too
 
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Age: 999999999999999999999999
IGN: gigosaurus_
Timezone and Location: UK
Why you want to be a helper: so i can trick ppl into thinking a old owner came back and demoted me (my mc name)
How often are you online: never
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: lobby

Someone is spamming, what do you do: tell every one on the server to spam and then mute all of them
Someone is swearing, what do you do: tell every one to swear and then mute all of them
Someone is being harassed, what do you do:
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: thank them becas im the murd
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: im always right
Someone is hacking, what do you do: /bna @a
 
Age: 2
IGN: Arujannnnnnnnn
Timezone and Location: nonexistent
Why you want to be a helper: to show off my hacking skills
How often are you online: once a year
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: what is PZ?

Someone is spamming, what do you do: fite them
Someone is swearing, what do you do: smite them
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: bite them
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: congratulate them
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: no
Someone is hacking, what do you do: kill them
 
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Age: I've been all alone stuck in my little zone since 1987 so 29
IGN: Glitch_BonniolyCRAPMLGToyBonnieWhatTheFlipsideIsThatThingDONTPUTITINMYMOUTHwut
Timezone and Location: Unknown location, time zone is flipside time
Why you want to be a helper: Cuz when I livestream crap happens
How often are you online: Every day that MLG Toy Bonnie isn't up my throat
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Survival mode on creative server

Someone is spamming, what do you do: They don't mean to, I feel them totally.
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Join in (Not really)
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Tell the person being harassed to use the sticks and stones method
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: That's an offense?
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I tell them to get fus-ro-dahd
Someone is hacking, what do you do: /ban
 
Age: -13
IGN: ThePotatoPeeler666
Timezone and Location: Somewhere around the Pacific Ocean
Why you want to be a helper: Because I am bae
How often are you online: Never
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: The Beacon at the middle of the lobby

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Give Them ELITE+ cuz theyre cool
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Put them inside a MLG Cage forever
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Shouts at them for whining like a complete baby
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: I'll let them If they shoot me its a /bna
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: /bna Reason : Nagging too much
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Ask Them Where to Download it
( Add-on )
Someone called you a skrub, what do you do : /bna ( Reason : Shh Don't Tell The Truth )
 
Age: Stranger Danger!
IGN: Y do u wanna know? R u gonna hax my account?
Timezone and Location: Minecraft Party Zone (MCPZ)
Why you want to be a helper: To bna people
How often are you online: Y u wan2 no? R u guna stalk meh?
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Minecraft

Someone is spamming, what do you do: I would spam the chat telling the player to stop spamming, and then I bna them
Someone is swearing, what do you do: I start swearing at them and then I bna them
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: I start to harass the player who is harassing the other player and then bna them
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: I say rdming is cool
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I bna them for LYING
Someone is hacking, what do you do: I join in and start haxing
 
Age: 5
IGN: x_GimmeThatHelperNow_x
Timezone and Location: Somewhere
Why you want to be a helper: for being awesome with stuff
How often are you online: 2 Minuets a year
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: what is this PZ

Someone is spamming, what do you do: stop them
Someone is swearing, what do you do: stop them
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: tell them off
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: shoot them
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: stuff
Someone is hacking, what do you do: /bnanana
 
Age: Yes I have one?
IGN: (formerly Imagine Games Network) is a San Francisco-based games and entertainment media company operated by IGN Entertainment Inc.,
Timezone and Location: The time is 1;59 in zone 1 and at my computer
Why you want to be a helper: I help my mom with chores
How often are you online: Whats online? I dont have internet
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: ummm the pz section?

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Spam tell them to not spam?
Someone is swearing, what do you do: ask them if they kiss their moms with that keyboard
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: they arent harrasing me so why should i get involved
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: refer them to a terrorist organization
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I am god, i do not falsely acuse nobody
Someone is hacking, what do you do: find their mod and use it

OR
Age: same as @GamerGuts
IGN: @GamerGuts
Timezone and Location: @GamerGuts
Why you want to be a helper: I want to be like @GamerGuts
How often are you online: WHenever @GamerGuts is on
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: ummm the one where @GamerGuts is

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Chat with @GamerGuts
Someone is swearing, what do you do: socialise with @GamerGuts
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: party with @GamerGuts
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: play with @GamerGuts
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: build with @GamerGuts
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Hack with @GamerGuts
 
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Age: Yes I have one?
IGN: (formerly Imagine Games Network) is a San Francisco-based games and entertainment media company operated by IGN Entertainment Inc.,
Timezone and Location: The time is 1;59 in zone 1 and at my computer
Why you want to be a helper: I help my mom with chores
How often are you online: Whats online? I dont have internet
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: ummm the pz section?

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Spam tell them to not spam?
Someone is swearing, what do you do: ask them if they kiss their moms with that keyboard
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: they arent harrasing me so why should i get involved
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: refer them to a terrorist organization
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I am god, i do not falsely acuse nobody
Someone is hacking, what do you do: find their mod and use it

OR
Age: same as @GamerGuts
IGN: @GamerGuts
Timezone and Location: @GamerGuts
Why you want to be a helper: I want to be like @GamerGuts
How often are you online: WHenever @GamerGuts is on
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: ummm the one where @GamerGuts is

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Chat with @GamerGuts
Someone is swearing, what do you do: socialise with @GamerGuts
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: party with @GamerGuts
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: play with @GamerGuts
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: build with @GamerGuts
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Hack with @GamerGuts
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