Make the most pointless staff application.

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Age: 5
IGN: wat dos that meen
Timezone and Location: I live on Earth
Why you want to be helper: I do chors, I am great help
How often are you on: I play every1 1 mounth, but I do chors evrie day
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: wats a pz


Someone is spamming, what do you do: wat spam
Someone is swearing, what do you do: do thei meen pinkie swer cus that ok
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: I joien
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Murder is bad
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I don lie, ask my momm
Someone is hacking, what do you do: I tell them to stop, my teach says thats the only thing we can do wen some1 is being a meanie beanie :mad:
 
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Age: Im not telling you my age cause i will be stalked then die (Im like 23098729180 btw)
IGN: idk_idk_idk_im_stupid_npotxxoxoxoxo_prettyyyy
Timezone and Location: Timezone=Mars Location=Up your butt
Why you want to be a helper: Cause idk seems cool so why not
How often are you online: 123456789009987765443212234 hours a day
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Nowhere

Someone is spamming, what do you do: whats spamming?
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Tell them to go away case they are mean
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Harass them harrasser cause they should have a taste of their own medicine
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: kill them
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: shout at them and tell them they lye cause i am ze best staff member ever and will not do that ever so i should be staff
Someone is hacking, what do you do: hack into their computer to stop them from hacking cause hacking is bad
 
Age: Illuminati
IGN: Don't you mean "username"?
Timezone and Location: STRANGER DANGER
Why do you want to be a helper: Yes
How often are you online: I use internet everyday
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: PZ?

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Randomly ban a player and tell them if they don't stop, that'll happen to them
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Tell my mom
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Rage quit
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Kill 'em
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I'm never wrong, if they got punished, it was for a reason
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Pretend to go afk until they leave
 
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Age: uuummm... 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8.. eyut yerz uld
IGN: what duz ign stand 4
Timezone and Location: in a pineapple undah da c
Why you want to be a helper: so that I can take over the whole of mcpz and then minecraft and then the world... bcuz gween iz mai favurit culur
How often are you online: wel i hav lifed for 8 yrz so (8+1)+10=21 so I be onlin 4 21yerz
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: I've nevuh ben on pz

Someone is spamming, what do you do: I bna him an evry1 in da lobi dat saw him spaming
Someone is swearing, what do you do: tel mi momy dat he say naughti wurd
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: wht duz hurassed meayn
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: steal dere gun an shot them bak
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: bna them bcuz im alwaiz rite
Someone is hacking, what do you do: tel dem 2 stp an wate a min bcuz mi hax havunt finish dwnloadin

I appli du I win naw?


2 mins later:
Gigosaurus: *checks computer*
21683491653 unread messages from BabiNewbKid: "CAN I HAV MOD RED MY APLICASHUN"
 
Accepted. Welcome to the team. We hope you have a staffalicious time.

staffalicious. xD
 
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Age:927981050183581080581085767386895865465723895
IGN: minecraftusernameMinecraftmanPlayerusernumer69+10000000
Timezone and Location: earth
Why you want to be a helper: i want to help hackers
How often are you online: 5 secs
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: lobby

Someone is spamming, what do you do: im blind
Someone is swearing, what do you do: say "omg!!! stop swearing or il swear too!!!!!!!!
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: hahahhahahahah no
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: salty
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: stab myself in the stomach
Someone is hacking, what do you do: can i download your hack
 
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Age: I iz 6 1/2 :)
IGN: My mommy saiz i dont no wat it meen so i dont no wat it meen
Timezone and Location: ONO It bedtime nighty nighty.
Why do you want to be a helper: Mommy alway ask to help but i don and she lik me tu.
How often are you online: On wat?
Which sections of PZ Are you most active on: What's a pz ~gets dictionary~ a PIE?

Spam: i don lik spam. i perfur chiken.
Swearing: MOMMY YELLS AT ME TO NUT SWAR.
Harrasing: I sais nu nu nu sur dat iz natty.
Murder/Shooting: OMG ~calls 911~ excoos mee some un izz getong shot in my gaim!
Warned but Falsely accused: i tellz mammy to fix.
Hacks: What is a hack? OMG UR ILL. ~Calls 911~
 
Age: 2
IGN: QueenOfTheSinks
Timezone and Location: Under your sink
Why you want to be a helper: Why would I not?
How often are you online: When I'm not eating or sleeping
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: None of them

Someone is spamming, what do you do: let it slide
Someone is swearing, what do you do: swear with them
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: not my problem
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: I'll be the one who is shooting the people
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: tell them to suck it up
Someone is hacking, what do you do: see how cool the hack is and download it
 
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Age: 7
IGN: xXxXsweggayyyguurrllxXxxX
Timezone and Location: merika
Why you want to be a helper: becuz i wnt to bna teh bad guays!11!! ;£
How often are you online: i onlee bien plaing sinse yestardai
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: murdar! i love stabbing all the peoplz lolzar

Someone is spamming, what do you do: i mute them and then i say if u no stop i kil u
Someone is swearing, what do you do: i let them bc swerin is kool lik me hahah
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: i sau dun be rood an ten i cri cuz i no lik it
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: i say no it not nice but leev tem alon icase tey shot mey! (By the way, randoming isn't actually against the rules in murd.)
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: i cri becuz i mad bad mitsak
Someone is hacking, what do you do: i ban tem for EVAR!!111! tak DAT smely haxer! looooll!11
 
Age: 2^2079460347
IGN: xXx_Xx_xX_xx_X_XxX_XXX_XXx_xXX_xxx_Xxx_xxX_x_420MLGProHDYTFNAF_x_Xxx_xxX_xxx_XXx_xXX_XXX_XxX_X_xx_Xx_xX_xXx
Timezone and Location: +13 Pacific Ocean
Why you want to be a helper: why nawt
How often are you online: wait, I have to be online?
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: what's PZ

Someone is spamming, what do you do: break my screen because too much spam
Someone is swearing, what do you do: I'll go tell mummy and then cry
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: idc
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: go hide under the leaves because people can pewpew me
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: bna
Someone is hacking, what do you do: /gamemode 1
 
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Age: ur mom
IGN: urmom
Timezone and Location: mom land
Why you want to be a helper: my mom told me to
How often are you online: when my mom is not home
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active:where ever my mom is

Someone is spamming, what do you do: call my mom
Someone is swearing, what do you do: call my mom to get the camera
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: ask me mom
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: call my mom to get the shotgun
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: tell my mom to mute them
Someone is hacking, what do you do: have my mom rek th3m
 
Age: 21
IGN: xX_MLG420BLAZEIT_YT_PVP_Xx
Timezone and Location: bad wifi
Why you want to be a helper: i help
How often are you online: 1 sec
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: mincrft

Someone is spamming, what do you do: eat
Someone is swearing, what do you do: swear
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: pls stop
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: lol
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: you took my eggs ;(
Someone is hacking, what do you do: link me ur client
 
Age: twenty-juan
IGN: why_u_no_accept_dis_apllication
Timezone and Location: my timezone is 12345 and I live in my mother's basement
Why you want to be a helper: so I can sing t-swift songs all dai
How often are you online: only at the karaoke contests
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: karaoke

Someone is spamming, what do you do: tell dem to stop talking with their potty-mouth
Someone is swearing, what do you do: ditto
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: grab some popcorn and watch
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: tell dem who da murderer is
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I don't care they both be punished
Someone is hacking, what do you do: tell dem to hack me a karaoke contest
 
Me want do dis aguin

Age: Let me check. Over 9000
IGN: TheIlluminatiLeader
Timezone and Location: In my underground super secret base
Why you want to be a helper: To join illuminati
How often are you online: 666^666^666X666 years ofc
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: On my illuminati secret spot

Someone is spamming, what do you do: Tell the to spam illuminati ads, make free money
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Swear too, freaks are the none-swearers
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Take my Mountain Dew tasted dewritous, and watch
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Find him with the eye of profidence or all seeing eye, Kung fu panda him and grab his... Oh wait we can't? So I'll wait for the gun to fall and 6699 nosecop him
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I DONT CARE U LIER
Someone is hacking, what do you do: I have all the haxes already so I'll hack with them
Have an illuminati day
 
Age: Yes.
IGN: FaZe_Rain
Timezone and Location: The FaZe House basement
Why you want to be a helper: reasons
How often are you online: 2 minutes a day
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Downgrade, because it's the closest thing you've
got to CoD

Someone is spamming, what do you do: quickscope them
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Hey man, I can't make any promises it wasn't me
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: 720 instaswap them
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: 2420 them
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: act like I didn't notice it
Someone is hacking, what do you do: go afk
 
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