Let's start a story

[Jesi]

did not come for them in time.

 

[Idk I'm just a person]

But then she woke up from the dream.

 

[Jesi]

She drank Dr. Pepper but it was poisonous,

 

[alexithymia]

And died.

@JessGemini was walking through the woods when

 

[Jesi]

Hollywood Superstar Shia Labeouf appeared.

 

[alexithymia]

He's hot on her trail, about 20 feet back,

 

[Jesi]

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint,

 

[alexithymia]

She starts to run, but ah! Her leg! It's caught in a bear trap!

 

[frxya]

Her leg gets amputated and

 

[Idk I'm just a person]

she was always in a happy mood.

(this story has gone so weird)

 

[Jesi]

So she limps to the cottage.

 

[auoc]

and meets Barack Obama

 

[frxya]

"Hi" he says joyfully

 

[Jesi]

as he gives her Obamacare.

 

[alexithymia]

Shia LeBeauf is seen in the window!

 

[Jesi]

Shia surprise!

 

[alexithymia]

She sprints toward the wall, and grabs an axe from a case,

 

[Jesi]

she's sneaking up behind him, strangling superstar Shia Labeouf!

 

[spimch]

Luckily Shia Labeouf has Obamacare too so

 

[doge can rap levitate]

They fight each other and a doge