Kill the player above you...

[7heSw4gCr4ft666]

So, you have to say a dumb reason for why the person above you has died. For example:

GenericUsername142: Kill me!
GenericUsername325: GenericUsername142 was squashed by a surprisingly heavy pizza falling from the sky.
GenericUsername892: GenericUsername325 was teleported into the Pacific Ocean somehow and drowned.

etc.

Kill me!

 

[Ennuwaa]

Aquazoic was stabbed by an ant

 

[Simp]

Ennuwaa was probed by a crayon

 

[ABennn]

Simpleh was slaughtered violently by a wild polar bear.

 

[7heSw4gCr4ft666]

Simpleh was distracted by something too complicated and died

 

[ABennn]

Aquazotic was distraced and was killed by AnEmeraldAndTea for killing the wrong person.

 

[7heSw4gCr4ft666]

He killed you.

 

[ABennn]

He killed you.

I thought you were supposed to kill me then?

 

[Simp]

AnEmeraldAndTea was crushed to death by a falling trendy teenager

 

[ABennn]

Simpleh was destroyed by a @Gracamole using her former helper powers.

 

[7heSw4gCr4ft666]

AnEmeraldAndTea was killed by a water bottle falling from the empire state building.

 

[Simp]

Aquazoic stepped on an elephant by accident and died

 

[meeshemomo.]

Simpleh was killed by a Typhoon of quotes

 

[Nerdehhh]

@PleaseStopMeesh Was killed by @Dizzeh using foot sweat

 

[7heSw4gCr4ft666]

Nerdehh was eaten by a remote controller from New Zealand made in Splipitong Factory in Perth even though that's in Australia and yes it's an Xbox controller

 

[ItsClashhDan]

RawrItzAqua commits suicide after listening to Justin Bieber sing.

 

[7heSw4gCr4ft666]

ItsClashhDan clashed 3hard5me

 

[llatekate]

Aquazoic was eaten by a Penguin

 

[Simp]

Aurelia_ sprayed too much perfume because she didn't feel like showering and suffocated

 

[Aminuh]

Simpleh was killed by a vacuum cleaner.