Once upon a time...
There was this very, very, VERY dumb boy. His name was xAlvinMCx (apparently).
One day, he decided to go BUNGEE JUMPING!!!
He took his pet dead bush and wandered out of his dirt house.
He walked for what seemed like days (but was actually two minutes) until he found a ravine.
He gathered up all his smarts and predicted the ravine be about 70 blocks deep.
So, he went back to his dirt house and made a bungee cord that was about 70 blocks long.
"YAY!" he exclaimed for no reason.
He rolled back over to the ravine, took a huge stick, and drove it into the ground.
He clipped the bungee cord to the stick, then the other to himself.
Then-
=Narrator=
Before we go on, I want to ask a question.
When you have a 70-block deep ravine and a 70-block long bungee cord, and you try to bungee jump,
What do you think will happen?
Yeah.
=Narrator end=
Then he jumped.
And he began falling, screaming in excitement all the way.
But then.. SPLAT!
He got absolutely rekt.
xAlvinMCx fell from a high place
From that day forward, xAlvinMCx was always afraid of heights. And bungee cords.
THE END!!
There was this very, very, VERY dumb boy. His name was xAlvinMCx (apparently).
One day, he decided to go BUNGEE JUMPING!!!
He took his pet dead bush and wandered out of his dirt house.
He walked for what seemed like days (but was actually two minutes) until he found a ravine.
He gathered up all his smarts and predicted the ravine be about 70 blocks deep.
So, he went back to his dirt house and made a bungee cord that was about 70 blocks long.
"YAY!" he exclaimed for no reason.
He rolled back over to the ravine, took a huge stick, and drove it into the ground.
He clipped the bungee cord to the stick, then the other to himself.
Then-
=Narrator=
Before we go on, I want to ask a question.
When you have a 70-block deep ravine and a 70-block long bungee cord, and you try to bungee jump,
What do you think will happen?
Yeah.
=Narrator end=
Then he jumped.
And he began falling, screaming in excitement all the way.
But then.. SPLAT!
He got absolutely rekt.
xAlvinMCx fell from a high place
From that day forward, xAlvinMCx was always afraid of heights. And bungee cords.
THE END!!