Hello. It's my birthday. I'm now 12. I can apply for helper next year. And I want to apply. Whatever. That's for next year. Since it's my bday, gimme cookies. And pieh. And pet me. I liked being petted. If you don't, you'll regret it. 

Happy Birthday. I'd make you a cake on MC (i make giant cakes for people who's birthdays it is) but i cant go on pz XD
ew did i just say "u"u lieh