How to murder someone

[Ech0Chamber]

Think of the most creative way possible to kill someone.

Example
I threw a bull in his window ran in his bedroom and chocked him with MLG Doritos and poured Mountain dew all over his face.

Rules
1. Don't put any sexual pictures or something too graphic.
2. Don't say "You stab them" that's dull.
3. Have fun killing someone!

 

[Dizzeh]

Oh

 

[Ech0Chamber]

Oh

Best way to kill someone ever 10 out of 1

 

[fizz]

I dived Into A gals bedroom and tomohawked her in the face, as the blood poured through the gaping hole, I shot her with a sniper, and it made a noise like " MLG "..

 

[ZeUnlucky]

I got to creative, placed lava, said lelelel tpa 4 epix gearz, and chocked him with a bag of dewritos

 

[Dizzeh]

WELL people ARE actually going along with this then. Ok den.


My eyes set on my target… I squint, calculating the exact time I should do it…
The orange taco truck zoomed along the highway, towards it's destination; the panda club. I couldn't let the panda's get their taco's.
I take a step forward, onto Hobo Rd, pulling my arm behind me. The taco truck became larger as it came closer, and I mentally counted down the seconds…
"3… 2… 1." I swung my arm around, throwing my melon towards the truck. The windscreen shattered, glass flying around the streets hitting the pedestrians, Roger screaming.
I stalked up towards the truck, gazing in then smirked.
"Nailed it." I grinned. My target's head was submerged with the melon, suffocating them while they died slowly.
No one will ever know who the Melon Murderer really is...

 

[JollyJon]

WELL people ARE actually going along with this then. Ok den.


My eyes set on my target… I squint, calculating the exact time I should do it…
The orange taco truck zoomed along the highway, towards it's destination; the panda club. I couldn't let the panda's get their taco's.
I take a step forward, onto Hobo Rd, pulling my arm behind me. The taco truck became larger as it came closer, and I mentally counted down the seconds…
"3… 2… 1." I swung my arm around, throwing my melon towards the truck. The windscreen shattered, glass flying around the streets hitting the pedestrians, Roger screaming.
I stalked up towards the truck, gazing in then smirked.
"Nailed it." I grinned. My target's head was submerged with the melon, suffocating them while they died slowly.
No one will ever know who the Melon Murderer really is...

Gg

 

[ZeUnlucky]

WELL people ARE actually going along with this then. Ok den.


My eyes set on my target… I squint, calculating the exact time I should do it…
The orange taco truck zoomed along the highway, towards it's destination; the panda club. I couldn't let the panda's get their taco's.
I take a step forward, onto Hobo Rd, pulling my arm behind me. The taco truck became larger as it came closer, and I mentally counted down the seconds…
"3… 2… 1." I swung my arm around, throwing my melon towards the truck. The windscreen shattered, glass flying around the streets hitting the pedestrians, Roger screaming.
I stalked up towards the truck, gazing in then smirked.
"Nailed it." I grinned. My target's head was submerged with the melon, suffocating them while they died slowly.
No one will ever know who the Melon Murderer really is...

U doughnut Ned Tu meke evrithing an fenfuic (Doing derp comp)

 

[ZeUnlucky]

Lel dneks fur lieking y rely apric8 et m9

 

[Mine]

I stab them with a dull sword

 

[Toilet_Licker]

Someone ran into my knife... does that count?

 

[Consoled]

Jump in lava

 

[p234738965]

simple I show them that side of the internet

 

[Mine]

Step 1: You find your target, Sitting there, Not concentrating
Step 2: You set up a trap and lure the target into the trap
Step 3: You drag the target to the top of a giant tower
Step 4: You sit the target on the edge of the tower
Step 5: You slowly walk towards the target and when you get close, You stab then and they die inside the tower

TIP: Make sure they dont fall off the tower, Its rude

TIP #2: Use a dull sword

 

[Consoled]

Step 6 Eat pizza and type I'll murder you and your family pizza

 

[Dynam_Rezinor]

 

[ThaMango]

Fine, if everyone's doing this then I must, but you asked for it.

I find the moment when you are walking peacefully, before I hit them with a spoon. While they are unconscious I skin them alive with a sword made of wood, which doesn't just skin them, but it paper cuts them at the same time. Once they are bare flesh I put lemon juice and salt on their flesh. I drop a lorry from the clouds using my godly powers, which crushes them, and creates a giant hole underneath them. As they fall I throw unicorn horns at them, stabbing them and ending their misery.

You asked for it.