Before you all (Hunt) start ranting in the comments that I've copied @X_Huntress_X, I have not, the youngling has inspired me to create my own story. Enjoy!
-=- AHEM -=- Story Starting -=-
"Missy! Remember to buy 3 loaves of bread and one mouldy apple!" Grandma @Dizzeh screamed from the sitting area.
"Why does it have to be mouldy?!" Missy asked, confused.
"Because I like them that way!" Missy just shrugged and ran down the stairs.
"Come on Daisy!" she said to the cow, "We have to go to the market!"
She wrapped the rope around the cow's bell, shoved on her wellies, and walked out. The grooves in the bottoms of her shoes filled themselves with stones and dirt. Finally, she made her way to the market place- but just as she entered, a little old man was standing on the corner.
"Hello young one," he said to Missy, "Would you like these magic beans?"
"Uh... How much?" Missy asked, anxiously.
"Your little cow there..." He said, pointing at Daisy, who glared into Missy's eyes, hopeful that Missy'd say no.
"Sure!" Missy let go of the rope and passed it to the man. She then entered the market place. She went to every stall and attempted to buy something with her 'magic' beans, but it just didn't work. When she got home, she threw the beans into the back yard, in frustration, assuming that nothing'd happen. That night, as she climbed into bed, she heard rumbling sounds from the back yard. At first, she just thought it was grandpa @Dizzeh farting, but it wasn't. Missy looked out the window to see a large green stump had sprouted from the ground. Long, green leaves were dangling off of it. She walked outside in the bunny onesie she's stole from @Ralfieh and cuddling her Undyne plushy. She felt the stump. It felt hard- like a rock. But squishy nearer to the middle. Missy just left it and went back to bed...
*The Next Morning*
Missy woke up to the daily scent of Grandma @Dizzeh's brocoli farts.
"GRANDMA DIZZEH! STOP FARTING EVERY MORNING!"
To Missy's surprise, Grandma innocently apologized. Missy went down the steps, and into the sitting area. She then noticed Grandma sitting there, her faced painted in depression, without her bread and apple smoothie.
"Oh..." Missy said, quietly.
"Oh? OH?! MISSY, WHERE IS MY BREAD AND MOULDY APPLE SMOOTHIE WITH HARDENED DIRT?" Grandma Dizzeh shouted, hurting Missy's and her own ears.
"So- uh- by -um- accident I uh s-sold Daisy..." Missy said, nervously.
Grandma Dizzeh stared at her. She stared at her until her eyes watered and Missy burst out crying.
"I'M SORRY GRANDMAMA! I WON'T DO IT AGAIN! BWAAAWAWAAAAAWAAA!"
But then, interrupting Missy's sobbing ceremony, there was a knock at the door. It was the post lady- Fluffy.
"Mornin'. Here's a few envelopies! Have a nice mornin' folksies!"
Missy took the letters and closed the door. She shoved the letters on the side. Then, there was that same rumbling noise the night before. Missy sprinted outside, to see that the small sprout had transformed into a tall, towering beanstalk! Missy clambered onto the leaves, one by one, and eventually made it to the top. As she made it to the top, she face-planted into a large, fluffy cloud. She got up and knocked on the huge wooden door. A Large, green giant came to the door.
"FEE FI FOE THUMB! I SMELL HUMAN BUM BUM!"
Missy raced into the great castle and struggled onto the large table. The giant, once more, repeated.
"FEE FI FOE THUMB! I SMELL HUMAN BUM BUM!"
He then spotted Missy on the table, raced over, and grabbed her. He kissed her miniature little head, and said,
"Hello little human. My name is Uncle Gigo, the scary giant. ROAR!"
He then placed her back on the floor, and let her go home, enwhich she did.
The end!
-=- AHEM -=- Story Starting -=-
"Missy! Remember to buy 3 loaves of bread and one mouldy apple!" Grandma @Dizzeh screamed from the sitting area.
"Why does it have to be mouldy?!" Missy asked, confused.
"Because I like them that way!" Missy just shrugged and ran down the stairs.
"Come on Daisy!" she said to the cow, "We have to go to the market!"
She wrapped the rope around the cow's bell, shoved on her wellies, and walked out. The grooves in the bottoms of her shoes filled themselves with stones and dirt. Finally, she made her way to the market place- but just as she entered, a little old man was standing on the corner.
"Hello young one," he said to Missy, "Would you like these magic beans?"
"Uh... How much?" Missy asked, anxiously.
"Your little cow there..." He said, pointing at Daisy, who glared into Missy's eyes, hopeful that Missy'd say no.
"Sure!" Missy let go of the rope and passed it to the man. She then entered the market place. She went to every stall and attempted to buy something with her 'magic' beans, but it just didn't work. When she got home, she threw the beans into the back yard, in frustration, assuming that nothing'd happen. That night, as she climbed into bed, she heard rumbling sounds from the back yard. At first, she just thought it was grandpa @Dizzeh farting, but it wasn't. Missy looked out the window to see a large green stump had sprouted from the ground. Long, green leaves were dangling off of it. She walked outside in the bunny onesie she's stole from @Ralfieh and cuddling her Undyne plushy. She felt the stump. It felt hard- like a rock. But squishy nearer to the middle. Missy just left it and went back to bed...
*The Next Morning*
Missy woke up to the daily scent of Grandma @Dizzeh's brocoli farts.
"GRANDMA DIZZEH! STOP FARTING EVERY MORNING!"
To Missy's surprise, Grandma innocently apologized. Missy went down the steps, and into the sitting area. She then noticed Grandma sitting there, her faced painted in depression, without her bread and apple smoothie.
"Oh..." Missy said, quietly.
"Oh? OH?! MISSY, WHERE IS MY BREAD AND MOULDY APPLE SMOOTHIE WITH HARDENED DIRT?" Grandma Dizzeh shouted, hurting Missy's and her own ears.
"So- uh- by -um- accident I uh s-sold Daisy..." Missy said, nervously.
Grandma Dizzeh stared at her. She stared at her until her eyes watered and Missy burst out crying.
"I'M SORRY GRANDMAMA! I WON'T DO IT AGAIN! BWAAAWAWAAAAAWAAA!"
But then, interrupting Missy's sobbing ceremony, there was a knock at the door. It was the post lady- Fluffy.
"Mornin'. Here's a few envelopies! Have a nice mornin' folksies!"
Missy took the letters and closed the door. She shoved the letters on the side. Then, there was that same rumbling noise the night before. Missy sprinted outside, to see that the small sprout had transformed into a tall, towering beanstalk! Missy clambered onto the leaves, one by one, and eventually made it to the top. As she made it to the top, she face-planted into a large, fluffy cloud. She got up and knocked on the huge wooden door. A Large, green giant came to the door.
"FEE FI FOE THUMB! I SMELL HUMAN BUM BUM!"
Missy raced into the great castle and struggled onto the large table. The giant, once more, repeated.
"FEE FI FOE THUMB! I SMELL HUMAN BUM BUM!"
He then spotted Missy on the table, raced over, and grabbed her. He kissed her miniature little head, and said,
"Hello little human. My name is Uncle Gigo, the scary giant. ROAR!"
He then placed her back on the floor, and let her go home, enwhich she did.
The end!
