Grammar correcting

[Moondusted]

(If I'm not allowed to make these threads please let me know so I can delete it!)
So this game is something from another forum I was a part of. So the first person writes a sentence or two with as many grammar mistakes and text shortcuts as possible, and the person below corrects them and writes their own sentences with grammar mistakes and such.. For example:
Player1:
Hi im mon nce to meat u guys hru 2day.

Player2:
Hi I'm Moon, nice to meet you guys. How are you today?*
i loaf cke hbu u lke cke?

And it continues from there. So start with a message from my friend Alex!

hel;lo mai nayme, is alecks houws i't goin

 

[ForestEdge]

Hello my name is, Alex (not sure if that is what that was so there you go) how's it going?

I r teh P0tat0 0vrlrd I rul u

 

[Xienah]

I am the potato overlord, I rule you.

Och I hert fut on wahl

 

[ForestEdge]

Ouch I hurt my foot on the wall.

I grmr vry wel m8ty

 

[Jeff]

I grammar very well matey

iam thee best persone in thee work. iph yew disagree wiff mii tham fight mii scrub.

also, could you please change the title? im jewish :>

 

[DontSmileAttMe]

I'm the best person in the world. If you disagree with me, then fight me scrub.

HA iI tink p0t4t03z rpretteh kewl hbu m8!1!1!

 

[Beariee]

HA, I think potatoes are pretty cool how about you mate?!

och iI fall non teh sofeh

 

[Moondusted]

Ouch, I fell on the sofa!

ims o ded ininsde

 

[ForestEdge]

I'm so dead inside.

i r doin hmwrk

 

[Fox]

I am doing homework

Mardah tem floor ze lard gigi

 

[Emviar]

I honestly have no idea.

hllo hw r u 2dy? mie naym s ehmviyar!>@, nis 2 miit u,

 

[ahnna]

Hello how are you today? My name is Emviar! Nice to meet you.

mai naem ish ahna deh pewtater lurd nd i$ wihl fiend chu!!

 

[Fox]

My name is Ana the potato lord and i will friend you!!

Mei d0g3 haz a PoWerFul n0s3

(Btw @Emviar mine was "Murder them for the lord gigo")

 

[Beariee]

My dog has a powerful nose.

iI lik el mshr0om

 

[MamaMiia]

I like the mushroom

Whq u 3o 5erIous?

 

[Shreya]

Why so serious?
5herk es lob shr3k is loife

 

[SimplyFresh]

Shrek is love, Shrek is life. (;

Hye mie nayme is Liv adn I loaf ise creem

 

[ahnna]

Hi my name is Liv and I love ice cream

 

[doge can rap levitate]

Hi my name is Liv and I love ice cream

(forgot to put bad grammar sentence)

iz on d0gE on bd d0gE

 

[Jeff]

is on doge on bad doge?

i like eating potatoes. iph yew dont like potatoes thn yew shld qo 2 da docter. myh grandma iz perfect. ok bye.